Lauren Sanchez

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Coachella

Is he checking up on his kids? He is just giving off party-killing vibes

Is that Kris Kardashian slightly out of frame next to Jeff ?

Wearing mom jeans?

Yes. Sanchez is close with the Kardashians.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Coachella

Is he checking up on his kids? He is just giving off party-killing vibes

Is that Kris Kardashian slightly out of frame next to Jeff ?

Wearing mom jeans?

I thought the same thing!

[Anonymous]

Sanchez is holding on for dear life.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Coachella

Thanks for the laughs.

Jeff Bezos looks like he bought that shirt on Amazon for $36.

[Anonymous]

"Hello fellow kids!"

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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Coachella

She looks like a man with fake boobs. Her arms and legs are thick and her shoulders are broad.

[Anonymous]

The Lauren Sanchez hate has absolutely nothing to do with her being a cheater or Latina and everything to do with tacky, age-inappropriate sexual posturing and a face and body erased and reconstructed by plastic surgery. DCUM posters are aghast that men fall for this. Tom Hanks wife was an affair and yet she escapes our wrath.
Women can never fully understand men’s sexual drive or need to prove their masculinity.
We feel savvy and sophisticated and frustrated when men are neither. She is a threat to everything we hold dear for ourselves and our daughters: class, dignity, natural beauty, a respect for a body derived from wholesome athletics, and at least the appearance of feminist sisterhood and sympathy.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Coachella

Omg. It is like she is a honeypot running a public humiliation ritual on him. Jeff wise up and get the heck away from this trash heap.

Maybe he's into that

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

The Lauren Sanchez hate has absolutely nothing to do with her being a cheater or Latina and everything to do with tacky, age-inappropriate sexual posturing and a face and body erased and reconstructed by plastic surgery. DCUM posters are aghast that men fall for this. Tom Hanks wife was an affair and yet she escapes our wrath.
Women can never fully understand men’s sexual drive or need to prove their masculinity.
We feel savvy and sophisticated and frustrated when men are neither. She is a threat to everything we hold dear for ourselves and our daughters: class, dignity, natural beauty, a respect for a body derived from wholesome athletics, and at least the appearance of feminist sisterhood and sympathy.

Geez as if rich dcum women were all natural? They keep the plastic surgeons in this area in business. Fillers and botox are surgery too. It's invasive.

[Anonymous]

It’s just weird that with all her resources she looks like a cheap escort.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It’s just weird that with all her resources she looks like a cheap escort.

She knows her customer and gives him what he wants

[Anonymous]

People just expect that with an endless amount of money, SL would
(a) have the confidence to take a less aggressive approach to showing her sexy style, and
(b) have a style that evokes admiration rather than grimaces.

Maybe it's a cultural thing -- she likes to go full force on her version of sultry femininity. Most of us would prefer she leave a little more to the imagination and do it with a little more alure. Give us just enough to wonder what she's thinking. Instead, her MO is to hit us over the head with "hey! I'm SEXY."

Less is more, Lauren. Less.Is.MORE!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It’s just weird that with all her resources she looks like a cheap escort.

She knows her customer and gives him what he wants

A transsexual? Because that's what she looks like.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:People just expect that with an endless amount of money, SL would
(a) have the confidence to take a less aggressive approach to showing her sexy style, and
(b) have a style that evokes admiration rather than grimaces.

Maybe it's a cultural thing -- she likes to go full force on her version of sultry femininity. Most of us would prefer she leave a little more to the imagination and do it with a little more alure. Give us just enough to wonder what she's thinking. Instead, her MO is to hit us over the head with "hey! I'm SEXY."

Less is more, Lauren. Less.Is.MORE!

I meant LS, not SL.