Parents - your kids are bringing garbage snacks to school

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I bet, that those that pack healthy lunches, also pack healthy snacks. And vice-versa.

Not my monkey, not my circus. Your kids poor results don't impact me or my kid. Continue with your delulu parenting.

Thank you for sacrificing your kid for the benefit of others!

I pack my kids a Diet Coke and a pack of Zyns for snack and honestly they are killing it. These kids on hummus and carrots just can’t compete with my kids hyperfocused and hopped up on caffeine and nicotine.

I send Hi-C (fruit punch flavor, gotta get that red dye) but I lace it with the cocaine for that extra oomph. Sometimes I send in a bag of Cheetos, but only because I think it's funny how the other children shriek in terror when my previous coked up baby rips it open with his teeth and pours then right down his throat.