Someone tell me a joke - I'm trapped on CT ave, which is closed at van ness.
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Anonymous
| #gridlock |
Anonymous
| Why is CT Ave closed? |
Anonymous
| suspicious package at van ness |
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What do you get when you put 50 government workers in a room with 50 lesbians?
100 people who don't do dick. |
Anonymous
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Q: What is an easy way to kill yourself and others?
A: Look at message boards while operating a car. |
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate pizza before it was cool. |
Anonymous
OP said she was trapped as the streets are closed. Highly doubt the vehicle is in motion or anywhere close to that. |
Anonymous
 stop it, you're killing me
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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up* Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!" *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?" Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..." |
Anonymous
Still. Set a good example. In the car, behind the wheel, phone is away. |
Anonymous
| A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here'' |
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Where does the president keep his armies?
In his sleevies. |
Anonymous
| FOLLOW ME into the jungle. |
Anonymous
...eh..... I dunno |
Anonymous
| The joke is on you - I rode my bike home without obstacle or incident. |