Ode to the Miracle Poo

[Anonymous]

Okay, I don't know if I should try to fix this or just embrace the miraculous nature of my daughter's poo.

She has somehow figured out a way to spray her poo straight from diaper to her shoulder blades WITHOUT getting any on her pants. I didn't think this was physically possible. She has proven me wrong. She is breastfed, so they are pretty oozie, but really---what kind of control must this girl have to shoot it straight up like that, nary a drop on pants but back of onesie soaked?

I have tried bigger diapers, pulling diapers higher, getting other moms to inspect my diapering, to no avail. Her latest trick is doing this WHILE STANDING in her exersaucer. In fact, she seems to prefer to shoot her poos out while standing in the exersaucer, which I think means she really likes the toy.

If you have any advice, I'd appreciate it. Otherwise, I just wanted to share the miracle of this poo. Thanks.

[Anonymous]

Ha! Ok, that's pretty funny to me as I can relate. Not to said poo going straight up to the shoulder blades w/o touching the onesie. That is a feat. But to poo shooting up the backside while in a standing position. My DS has now done this about 5 times while in his jumperoo. It is gross and plentiful. We actually decided to cut his onesie off one of the times instead of attempting to get it over his head.

[Anonymous]

Stop carrying her upside down!

Kidding!

My son used to do this, too. One time in a bookstore where I ran into an old ex-boyfriend, he somehow managed to completely miss the diaper. Good times.

[Anonymous]

LOL
they always save these "Surprises" for special moments

=P

[Anonymous]

purportedly my sister peed and pooped out of her armpits b/c that is where the mess was...nothing in the diaper

[Anonymous]

Fold the top of the diaper in to form a pocket. You can do it in the front and the back.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

One time in a bookstore where I ran into an old ex-boyfriend, he somehow managed to completely miss the diaper. Good times.

I can see why you broke up with him...

Sorry, but I just had to. Such a great setup.