Homeschooling and Governesses provide excellent opportunities for wi-fi free school environments

[Anonymous]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-153281/Why-using-cause-depression.html

Teaching your children at home through traditional homeschooling or the British Victorian era model of a governess provides excellent opportunities for parents to fully manage their children's educational environment and provide a guaranteed wi-fi free learning experience.

Additional studies show that too much time spent on the intenet leads to stress, depression, sleep issue and undue worries. It even makes your brain misfire.

So yes, spending lots of time playing Doctor Google and researching all the ills and risks in this world is, in fact, very bad for ones health and well being and will likely lead to more issues than wi-fi exposure at schools.

Staying at home with no wi-fi and no internet will greatly improve your health and quality of life.

[Anonymous]

OMG, enough already you wackadoo!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-153281/Why-using-cause-depression.html

Teaching your children at home through traditional homeschooling or the British Victorian era model of a governess provides excellent opportunities for parents to fully manage their children's educational environment and provide a guaranteed wi-fi free learning experience.

Additional studies show that too much time spent on the intenet leads to stress, depression, sleep issue and undue worries. It even makes your brain misfire.

So yes, spending lots of time playing Doctor Google and researching all the ills and risks in this world is, in fact, very bad for ones health and well being and will likely lead to more issues than wi-fi exposure at schools.

Staying at home with no wi-fi and no internet will greatly improve your health and quality of life.

And where, pray tell, did you write your internet posting above? From your wi if at home?

[Anonymous]

Fyi, I am not the crazy wi-fi poster.

This one is for her

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-153281/Why-using-cause-depression.html

Teaching your children at home through traditional homeschooling or the British Victorian era model of a governess provides excellent opportunities for parents to fully manage their children's educational environment and provide a guaranteed wi-fi free learning experience.

Additional studies show that too much time spent on the intenet leads to stress, depression, sleep issue and undue worries. It even makes your brain misfire.

So yes, spending lots of time playing Doctor Google and researching all the ills and risks in this world is, in fact, very bad for ones health and well being and will likely lead to more issues than wi-fi exposure at schools.

Staying at home with no wi-fi and no internet will greatly improve your health and quality of life.

Bwahahahahaha

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Fyi, I am not the crazy wi-fi poster.

This one is for her

She is obviously making herself sick with worry over the wi-fi issue. I think a governess or homeschooling are her only options for peace of mind. Well, that and cutting off her own internet access!

[Anonymous]

I agree. Our governess was wonderful. She appeared one day on our doorstep, eager to begin. She worked wonders with our two children, who were dreary and always lacking for parental attention. I must admit I was quite busy with my work as a suffragette and DH was always being called to the bank.

She took care of everything: manners, medicine, trips to the park and even to a horse race. What fun!

There was a chimney sweep she kept company with, but we looked the other way.

Strangely, one day she headed for the door, umbrella in hand, and seemed to disappear with the wind.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I agree. Our governess was wonderful. She appeared one day on our doorstep, eager to begin. She worked wonders with our two children, who were dreary and always lacking for parental attention. I must admit I was quite busy with my work as a suffragette and DH was always being called to the bank.

She took care of everything: manners, medicine, trips to the park and even to a horse race. What fun!

There was a chimney sweep she kept company with, but we looked the other way.

Strangely, one day she headed for the door, umbrella in hand, and seemed to disappear with the wind.

Lol.

And the best thing I am sure is that she didn't use wi-fi

[Anonymous]

Just make sure the governess knows to leave her ipad in the car with the windows rolled UP not down.

[Anonymous]

I've heard it said that "too much thinking will kill ya." I think she's worried about her kids and is trying to protect them from the risk du jour.

I'm giving wi if lady a pass for being an anxious mom. The governess thing was funny.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I agree. Our governess was wonderful. She appeared one day on our doorstep, eager to begin. She worked wonders with our two children, who were dreary and always lacking for parental attention. I must admit I was quite busy with my work as a suffragette and DH was always being called to the bank.

She took care of everything: manners, medicine, trips to the park and even to a horse race. What fun!

There was a chimney sweep she kept company with, but we looked the other way.

Strangely, one day she headed for the door, umbrella in hand, and seemed to disappear with the wind.

I call bullshit.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I agree. Our governess was wonderful. She appeared one day on our doorstep, eager to begin. She worked wonders with our two children, who were dreary and always lacking for parental attention. I must admit I was quite busy with my work as a suffragette and DH was always being called to the bank.

She took care of everything: manners, medicine, trips to the park and even to a horse race. What fun!

There was a chimney sweep she kept company with, but we looked the other way.

Strangely, one day she headed for the door, umbrella in hand, and seemed to disappear with the wind.

I call bullshit.

OMG, you don't get it, do you?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I agree. Our governess was wonderful. She appeared one day on our doorstep, eager to begin. She worked wonders with our two children, who were dreary and always lacking for parental attention. I must admit I was quite busy with my work as a suffragette and DH was always being called to the bank.

She took care of everything: manners, medicine, trips to the park and even to a horse race. What fun!

There was a chimney sweep she kept company with, but we looked the other way.

Strangely, one day she headed for the door, umbrella in hand, and seemed to disappear with the wind.

I call bullshit.

OMG, you don't get it, do you?

Good grief, I was joking.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I agree. Our governess was wonderful. She appeared one day on our doorstep, eager to begin. She worked wonders with our two children, who were dreary and always lacking for parental attention. I must admit I was quite busy with my work as a suffragette and DH was always being called to the bank.

She took care of everything: manners, medicine, trips to the park and even to a horse race. What fun!

There was a chimney sweep she kept company with, but we looked the other way.

Strangely, one day she headed for the door, umbrella in hand, and seemed to disappear with the wind.

I call bullshit.

OMG, you don't get it, do you?

Good grief, I was joking.

As in, "I call bullshit" was a joke..... see?

[Anonymous]

Funny thread