How to deal with bitch of a mom

[Anonymous]

She constantly, gleefully asks if I'm having marriage problems. She will out of the blue say she's worried about my health. Or that she's there to listen if I need to talk. The kicker is that I'm super happy and healthy so why is she constantly hoping some ill will befall me? So sick and twisted and it makes me avoid talking to her.

[Anonymous]

I hope you do not procreate!

[Anonymous]

My mother is long passed away so my best advice to you is to remember that there will come a day OP when you will actually miss her asking her how your marriage is doing, etc.

Sad, but true.

You only have one mother.

[Anonymous]

She offers to listen if you need to talk? What a bitch indeed.

[Anonymous]

Maybe she wishes you guys were closer and is trying to see if there is anything you'll open up to her about? Like if she brings it up first you'll say "why yes mom. We are having problems but I didn't know how to just start talking about it. So here is what's going on"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I hope you do not procreate!

I def won't!

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

I don't know what the PPs are thinking but your mother sounds very annoying and nosey. If my mother asked me that stuff on a regular basis, I'd probably tell her to MYOB or cut ties.

[Anonymous]

Maybe she doesn't have anything else to talk about and she is focused on worrying about you and trying to make herself useful in your life?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Maybe she doesn't have anything else to talk about and she is focused on worrying about you and trying to make herself useful in your life?

Then mom needs to find a hobby or friend to talk to

[Anonymous]

I had a prying aunt like that. I consistently told her everything was fine. Then I switched from "Yep, we're fine," to "Yep, we're fine. Why? Are you and Uncle Mike having problems?" when she got all offended I asked about HER marriage I shrugged and said "Oh. Well you're always asking about Larlo and me but we're doing great, so I thought maybe you were projecting. Glad to hear everything's great with you too! Tell you what: how about if either of us have anything to share, we'll share it. Okay?"

That shut her up.

[Anonymous]

Is your mom my mom? My sisters and I joke about it regularly. "Is your marriage ok?"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My mother is long passed away so my best advice to you is to remember that there will come a day OP when you will actually miss her asking her how your marriage is doing, etc.

Sad, but true.

You only have one mother.

You didn't answer the OP's question.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I had a prying aunt like that. I consistently told her everything was fine. Then I switched from "Yep, we're fine," to "Yep, we're fine. Why? Are you and Uncle Mike having problems?" when she got all offended I asked about HER marriage I shrugged and said "Oh. Well you're always asking about Larlo and me but we're doing great, so I thought maybe you were projecting. Glad to hear everything's great with you too! Tell you what: how about if either of us have anything to share, we'll share it. Okay?"

That shut her up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I had a prying aunt like that. I consistently told her everything was fine. Then I switched from "Yep, we're fine," to "Yep, we're fine. Why? Are you and Uncle Mike having problems?" when she got all offended I asked about HER marriage I shrugged and said "Oh. Well you're always asking about Larlo and me but we're doing great, so I thought maybe you were projecting. Glad to hear everything's great with you too! Tell you what: how about if either of us have anything to share, we'll share it. Okay?"

That shut her up.

Brilliant!