holidays

[Anonymous]

*/To All My Democrat Friends:/*

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter
solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of
your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make America great.

Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any
other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere.


Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color,
age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the
wishee.

*/To My Republican Friends:/*

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

[Anonymous]

*/To My Republican Friends/*

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

(enclosed: $100,000 gift card/bailout money/bonus for great performance as a friend)

[Anonymous]

OP,

Your message made my season!

One of your Democratic friends

[Anonymous]

Ditto!

[Anonymous]

LOL
Dear Poster of Origin,
Your use of the term "holiday" implies there is holiness in some days but not others. Which could be construed as offensive by...uh...well probably someone. Sending greetings to Democrats and Republicans and not Statehood-Greens, Socialists, Libertarians and Undecideds is elitist and downright un-American. (Which America I'm not sure yet.) The use of the Political Discussion board for a cynical and snarky comment is wholly unacceptable and will result in you being banned permanently from this and every other form of internet communication. Or Jeff Steele might just give you your own forum instead.
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Thanks for some holiday cheer!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:... The use of the Political Discussion board for a cynical and snarky comment is wholly unacceptable and will result in you being banned permanently from this and every other form of internet communication. Or Jeff Steele might just give you your own forum instead.
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Thanks for some holiday cheer!

Speaking of Jeff, I'd like to send a special holiday thanks for providing us with this forum. Even when we go off-topic (I gather that we are world-famous as the "roamin' forum"), I always enjoy reading it! Well ... almost always.

Cheers to Jeff and all of you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:LOL
Dear Poster of Origin,
Your use of the term "holiday" implies there is holiness in some days but not others. Which could be construed as offensive by...uh...well probably someone. Sending greetings to Democrats and Republicans and not Statehood-Greens, Socialists, Libertarians and Undecideds is elitist and downright un-American. (Which America I'm not sure yet.) The use of the Political Discussion board for a cynical and snarky comment is wholly unacceptable and will result in you being banned permanently from this and every other form of internet communication. Or Jeff Steele might just give you your own forum instead.
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Thanks for some holiday cheer!

Uh-uh. Un-USer!