I know they say it's wrong, but....
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Anonymous
| why can't we kill our spouses and be done with it? |
Anonymous
Because of the mess. |
Anonymous
Well, I figure if I use plastic it will avoid blood stains on the carpet and the bed! 
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Anonymous
| Food poisoning. |
Anonymous
There's a really good documentary on Showtime about how to do this. It's called "Dexter." |
Anonymous
| It's against the Bible. Thou shall not kill. |
Anonymous
signed, a Christian who can take a joke |
Anonymous
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Yeah, but I can fantasize all the same!
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Anonymous
| Chopping up a human body is not as easy as disecting a frog. The clean up is just too messy and time consuming. |
Anonymous
+1 |
Anonymous
| Even if you're joking it's disturbing. |
Anonymous
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Whenever I get this feeling, I remind myself what a PITA is would be to start dating again. Heck, go look at that "how do single moms afford to date?" thread.
Of course, it may be cheaper to date in jail, but still. |
Anonymous
| LOL! Great thread! |
Anonymous
| Because they'd probably come back as a ghost and continue to annoy the shit out of us from beyond the grave. |
Anonymous
| Because you're a psycho. Now, get back to work. |