Please explain the "rules" of dogs/walking/peeing and neighbors' property

[Anonymous]

It's disgusting - let them pee and poop in your own lawn

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don't let my dog go anywhere there is a sign saying "no dogs." If you don't want dogs to pee and poop on your lawn, put up a sign. And do it especially if you don't want them to do it on the utility strip between the sidewalk and the street because I really think you're way too fussy if you care about that strip but I will respect your fussiness.

...If the dog doesn't go on the lawn OR the utility strip, where are they supposed to go? The sidewalk? The street?

Uhh, your own dang yard or drive to a public park, don't smear your dog dung all over someone's maintained lawn

[Anonymous]

I don’t own any pets, nor am I especially concerned with my yard. With that context in mind, here’s my take:

There are neighborhood cats, mice, squirrels, rabbits, possums, deer, and I think raccoons that wander freely through the neighborhood, peeing and pooping on everybody’s yards. Moreover, while I don’t know of any in my immediate area, occasionally there are news reports of coyotes and bear in the general vicinity, and if they pay my property a visit, I’m certainly not going to argue with them about where they may choose to relieve themselves. With all the animals anointing and fertilizing my yard, I’m not going to notice if your dog contributes as well. While I do appreciate you picking up your dog’s poop, please don’t dispose of it in my trash bin.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don't let my dog go anywhere there is a sign saying "no dogs." If you don't want dogs to pee and poop on your lawn, put up a sign. And do it especially if you don't want them to do it on the utility strip between the sidewalk and the street because I really think you're way too fussy if you care about that strip but I will respect your fussiness.

...If the dog doesn't go on the lawn OR the utility strip, where are they supposed to go? The sidewalk? The street?

Uhh, your own dang yard or drive to a public park, don't smear your dog dung all over someone's maintained lawn

YOUR dog should mess on YOUR property. Train them to go on command, and don't leave your yard until they do.

Holy shit, why do we need to explain this to people? It's not my dog. The amount of involvement and responsibility I want to have for your pet is zero. It's not a wild animal either, so don't give me your bs about how squirrels poop where they please.

There really needs to be a licensing test for pet ownership. Some of y'all need your pets confiscated because you don't take proper responsibility for them and it's pathetic to hear the bullshit arguments you come up with for why you shouldn't have to.

+1 Thank you!
There ARE LAWS.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dog poops, you clean it up. Dog pees - the grass is a little greener in a few days.

Dog pee = yellow spots in yard

Dog poop left long enough = yard may become greener

Dog poop left long enough...toddler inevitably steps in it and toddler's mom ends up cleaning it out of shoe treads.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The rules are:

dogs can pee or poo anywhere there is grass or a tree

dog owners have to pick up the poo

My personal rule is to not let my dog go more then maybe two feet into a yard.

I also don’t let my dog pee or poo if a yard has a sign that says “no peeing/pooing here”.

No, no, no.

Your dog ahould go ZERO feet into someone else's lawn

Np. I wish we could gross the virulent ‘keep your dog off my lawn!!’ posters with the virulent ‘how dare you have a manicured lawn, it’s bad for the environment!’ crew.

I’ll say that if your lawn is so precious and manicured that you can’t tolerate a neighbors dog peeing on it, you are probably doing something far worse for the environment and society in general

Nice try, clownshoes. I grow flowers and food on my lawn, and I don't need your approval for either. Keep yourself and your mutt(s) off my property and we'll never have trouble.

You grow food on your front lawn? So by definition it’s not a lawn. See the difference?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don’t own any pets, nor am I especially concerned with my yard. With that context in mind, here’s my take:

There are neighborhood cats, mice, squirrels, rabbits, possums, deer, and I think raccoons that wander freely through the neighborhood, peeing and pooping on everybody’s yards. Moreover, while I don’t know of any in my immediate area, occasionally there are news reports of coyotes and bear in the general vicinity, and if they pay my property a visit, I’m certainly not going to argue with them about where they may choose to relieve themselves. With all the animals anointing and fertilizing my yard, I’m not going to notice if your dog contributes as well. While I do appreciate you picking up your dog’s poop, please don’t dispose of it in my trash bin.

This seems reasonable

[Anonymous]

The worst neighborhood is an Alexandria townhouse neighborhood with no trash cans and very little verge for dogs to pee. Townhouse owners have dogs. They walk them to the homes nearby to pee

Of course the surrounding poorer neighborhoods have lots of trash cans for the townhouse dog owners.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The rules are:

dogs can pee or poo anywhere there is grass or a tree

dog owners have to pick up the poo

My personal rule is to not let my dog go more then maybe two feet into a yard.

I also don’t let my dog pee or poo if a yard has a sign that says “no peeing/pooing here”.

No, no, no.

Your dog ahould go ZERO feet into someone else's lawn

Np. I wish we could gross the virulent ‘keep your dog off my lawn!!’ posters with the virulent ‘how dare you have a manicured lawn, it’s bad for the environment!’ crew.

I’ll say that if your lawn is so precious and manicured that you can’t tolerate a neighbors dog peeing on it, you are probably doing something far worse for the environment and society in general

Nice try, clownshoes. I grow flowers and food on my lawn, and I don't need your approval for either. Keep yourself and your mutt(s) off my property and we'll never have trouble.

You grow food on your front lawn? So by definition it’s not a lawn. See the difference?

If I grow food on my property, it's my property. If I grow grass on my property, it's my property.

What, pray tell, is the difference?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The rules are:

dogs can pee or poo anywhere there is grass or a tree

dog owners have to pick up the poo

My personal rule is to not let my dog go more then maybe two feet into a yard.

I also don’t let my dog pee or poo if a yard has a sign that says “no peeing/pooing here”.

No, no, no.

Your dog ahould go ZERO feet into someone else's lawn

Np. I wish we could gross the virulent ‘keep your dog off my lawn!!’ posters with the virulent ‘how dare you have a manicured lawn, it’s bad for the environment!’ crew.

I’ll say that if your lawn is so precious and manicured that you can’t tolerate a neighbors dog peeing on it, you are probably doing something far worse for the environment and society in general

Nice try, clownshoes. I grow flowers and food on my lawn, and I don't need your approval for either. Keep yourself and your mutt(s) off my property and we'll never have trouble.

You grow food on your front lawn? So by definition it’s not a lawn. See the difference?

If I grow food on my property, it's my property. If I grow grass on my property, it's my property.

What, pray tell, is the difference?

Go to the home garden thread and ask about a manicured lawn.

But yeah, I call BS. You’re not growing corn on your front lawn.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The rules are:

dogs can pee or poo anywhere there is grass or a tree

dog owners have to pick up the poo

My personal rule is to not let my dog go more then maybe two feet into a yard.

I also don’t let my dog pee or poo if a yard has a sign that says “no peeing/pooing here”.

No, no, no.

Your dog ahould go ZERO feet into someone else's lawn

Np. I wish we could gross the virulent ‘keep your dog off my lawn!!’ posters with the virulent ‘how dare you have a manicured lawn, it’s bad for the environment!’ crew.

I’ll say that if your lawn is so precious and manicured that you can’t tolerate a neighbors dog peeing on it, you are probably doing something far worse for the environment and society in general

Nice try, clownshoes. I grow flowers and food on my lawn, and I don't need your approval for either. Keep yourself and your mutt(s) off my property and we'll never have trouble.

You grow food on your front lawn? So by definition it’s not a lawn. See the difference?

If I grow food on my property, it's my property. If I grow grass on my property, it's my property.

What, pray tell, is the difference?

Go to the home garden thread and ask about a manicured lawn.

But yeah, I call BS. You’re not growing corn on your front lawn.

And no one is trying to grow f poop either on the lawn. Learn to train your dog. -DP

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The rules are:

dogs can pee or poo anywhere there is grass or a tree

dog owners have to pick up the poo

My personal rule is to not let my dog go more then maybe two feet into a yard.

I also don’t let my dog pee or poo if a yard has a sign that says “no peeing/pooing here”.

No, no, no.

Your dog ahould go ZERO feet into someone else's lawn

Np. I wish we could gross the virulent ‘keep your dog off my lawn!!’ posters with the virulent ‘how dare you have a manicured lawn, it’s bad for the environment!’ crew.

I’ll say that if your lawn is so precious and manicured that you can’t tolerate a neighbors dog peeing on it, you are probably doing something far worse for the environment and society in general

Nice try, clownshoes. I grow flowers and food on my lawn, and I don't need your approval for either. Keep yourself and your mutt(s) off my property and we'll never have trouble.

You grow food on your front lawn? So by definition it’s not a lawn. See the difference?

If I grow food on my property, it's my property. If I grow grass on my property, it's my property.

What, pray tell, is the difference?

Go to the home garden thread and ask about a manicured lawn.

But yeah, I call BS. You’re not growing corn on your front lawn.

You're too stupid to see the point, so I'll spell it out for you: it's not of your damned business what I'm doing with my lawn, because it's not yours, it's mine, and you and your stupid mutt need to stay off of it.

Clear now? Jaysus, what a tool! Imagine telling on yourself that way!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The rules are:

dogs can pee or poo anywhere there is grass or a tree

dog owners have to pick up the poo

My personal rule is to not let my dog go more then maybe two feet into a yard.

I also don’t let my dog pee or poo if a yard has a sign that says “no peeing/pooing here”.

No, no, no.

Your dog ahould go ZERO feet into someone else's lawn

Np. I wish we could gross the virulent ‘keep your dog off my lawn!!’ posters with the virulent ‘how dare you have a manicured lawn, it’s bad for the environment!’ crew.

I’ll say that if your lawn is so precious and manicured that you can’t tolerate a neighbors dog peeing on it, you are probably doing something far worse for the environment and society in general

Nice try, clownshoes. I grow flowers and food on my lawn, and I don't need your approval for either. Keep yourself and your mutt(s) off my property and we'll never have trouble.

You grow food on your front lawn? So by definition it’s not a lawn. See the difference?

If I grow food on my property, it's my property. If I grow grass on my property, it's my property.

What, pray tell, is the difference?

Go to the home garden thread and ask about a manicured lawn.

But yeah, I call BS. You’re not growing corn on your front lawn.

And no one is trying to grow f poop either on the lawn. Learn to train your dog. -DP

Exactly. Whether food, flowers, lawn, or weeds, it's not yours. Why is that so hard for some of these idiots to comprehend?

[Anonymous]

What is the "rule" for dog handlers or dog owners to let their dog pee and poop on well maintained lawn of PRIVATE apartments'? The entitlement of these people who live in a single family home to walk their dogs on the apartments' grounds. How would they feel if the apartment dwellers came on to their single home lawns and let their dog poop? They would call out for trespassing and possibly confront the apartment living resident. The entitlement of some people, myFgos/d!

[Anonymous]

You never ever ever put dog poop in any trash but your own, unless parks have those special poop trash cans. Those are ok too.