Things I don’t understand why anyone likes

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Couches with built-in cup holders. Are you too slothful to set your drink on the end table?

Yes. It would require reaching over.

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Anonymous wrote:Drinking any kind of alcohol regularly (like more than once a month). Yes sure, once in a while it's fine to get a little tipsy. But if you need that buzz regularly... something's not right in your life.

You really think people only drink alcohol to get a buzz?

At a minimum. I guess you drink to forget?

Forget what?

I drink things that I enjoy. I wish it didn’t create a buzz actually.

Sureeeee ya do.

Yet another person on DCUM who thinks everyone else is exactly like them.
If all I wanted was a buzz, I’d drink absinthe.

[Anonymous]

Logos on clothing, handbags etc.
La Croix
The Olympics
American football
Cats
Outerbanks, MD and DE beaches
Most concerts
Beer
Meat
Most festivals

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Logos on clothing, handbags etc.
La Croix
The Olympics
American football
Cats
Outerbanks, MD and DE beaches
Most concerts
Beer
Meat
Most festivals

Poor you

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Logos on clothing, handbags etc.
La Croix
The Olympics
American football
Cats
Outerbanks, MD and DE beaches
Most concerts
Beer
Meat
Most festivals

Poor you

I know, I wake up everyday wishing I could be basic

[Anonymous]

Hot Cheetos

The jalapeño Cheetos are terrific. Flaming Hot I agree with you.

[Anonymous]

In-person work
Camping
Massages
Celery

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Anonymous wrote:American people using Gaelic names because their great-great-great-great-granny came over on a boat from Ireland. Don't name your kid Aoife or Eoghan just to be cool. Name your kid Eva and Owen like normal people.

So Irish people aren’t “normal people?” Weird take. Some of us want our kids to have meaningful names and not just what seven other kids in their class are named.

Your kid is still named Eva even if you spell it Aoife. It will still be confusing when the teacher calls on someone or friends are discussing your child. But whatever.

Nah.

Aoife is OY-FE

Eva is Eva

[Anonymous]

UVA braggarts.

[Anonymous]

Country music
Kombucha
Beyoncé (yeah, I said it)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Socializing outdoors, NOT in a pool/beach, in the following conditions:

Bright, overhead sun at 12 noon on a cloudless day with temps over 88 degrees and some humidity. See, e.g., barbecues that run from 12-4 in July. Outdoor seating brunch. Outdoor summer parties of any kind on Jeff's deck all afternoon. Outdoor f&cK!ng daytime WEDDINGS from May 15-Sept 10.

I felt homicidal rage, not love, during my siblings' July outdoor weddings as I stood there melting in my obligatory polyester for 5 hours in 95 degree heat.

Hahahah I have made this same rant many times. Why do so many people choose outdoor weddings in the summer?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Thai food
Indian food

So you like bland foods?

Also, as a Thai, I don’t like American Thai food either.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Halal
Cigarettes
Vaping

Halal? You know that halal is food that follows Islamic law, right? Similarly to kosher for Jews?

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licorice

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Anonymous wrote:Pancake asses

I'm glad I haven't had any of THOSE for breakfast.