HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids age 8-10) Hilarious

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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then..
-- Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7 ( Love her )

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- - Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )


8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is .......

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10

[Anonymous]

LOL...this is a hoot.

[Anonymous]

Hilarious!!! Where did you get that?

[Anonymous]

PP again - By the way, my son as a toddler would have remarked that a dump truck IS beautiful.

[Anonymous]

OP - you made my morning! fell out of my chair laughing and created quite a scene in the office.

[Anonymous]

I love it but I don't believe it's written by kids.

[Anonymous]

Just awesome- forwarding to my husband!

[Anonymous]

That is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.

[Anonymous]

These sound like the old Art Linkletter Talking to Kids clips. I think it was called Kids say the Darnest things. Bill Cosby also did this same thing for awhile. There was a newer one too called Kids say the Funniest Thing. You can find them on YouTube

[Anonymous]

One of these I have always loved was one where kids were asked what it means to love someone or have someone love you. One of the girls responded "Love is when your name sounds safe in someone's mouth." I've always remembered it.

[Anonymous]

love this

[Anonymous]

awesome.thanks for sharing!