why

Anonymous
Why did the chicken
cross the road?
SARAH
PALIN:
Well you know,
that chicken was crossin'
Main Street because the gosh darn
economy is so bad that Joe Six Pack and Hockey Mom were chasin' it for
dinner.

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken
crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted
change!
JOHN
MC CAIN:
My
friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to
engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the
other
side of the road.

HILLARY
CLINTON:
When
I was First
Lady, I
personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience
makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One! That every
chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road.. But
then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE
W. BUSH:
We
don' t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know
if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either
against us, or for us. There is no middle ground
here.

DICK
CHENEY:
Where's
my gun?

COLIN
POWELL:
Now to the
left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken
crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON:
I did not
cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of
chicken?

AL
GORE:
I invented the
chicken.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I
voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the
wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against
it.

AL
SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We
need some black chickens.


ANDERSON
COOPER,
CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a
chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY
GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's
guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks .

PAT
BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking
American.

MARTHA
STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which
way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market
to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little
bird gave me any insider information.

DR
SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did
he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it
crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in
the rain, alone .

GRAND
PA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken
crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and
that was good enough.

BARBARA
WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a
few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time,
the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting,
and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the
road.

ARISTOTLE:
It
is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN
LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the
world crossing roads together, in peace .

BILL
GATES :
I have just released eChicken 2008,
which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an
integral part of eChicken 2008. This new platform is much more
stable and will never crash or need to be
rebooted.

ALBERT
EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the
road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL
SANDERS:
Did I miss
one??

Anonymous
RNE DESCARTES:
It thought, therefore it crossed.

WOODY GUTHRIE:
Anonymous
Oops. Woody went before singin'

That road was made for you and him.
Anonymous
DCUM: That wasn't a chicken you stupid b**ch. You MUST have gone to public school (in D.C. no less). And, on top of it all, you are obviously blantantly racist.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:DCUM: That wasn't a chicken you stupid b**ch. You MUST have gone to public school (in D.C. no less). And, on top of it all, you are obviously blantantly racist.


I do not understand this post.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:DCUM: That wasn't a chicken you stupid b**ch. You MUST have gone to public school (in D.C. no less). And, on top of it all, you are obviously blantantly racist.


I do not understand this post.


You obviously haven't been reading many of the threads on here lately.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:DCUM: That wasn't a chicken you stupid b**ch. You MUST have gone to public school (in D.C. no less). And, on top of it all, you are obviously blantantly racist.


I do not understand this post.

PP is being sarcastic.
Anonymous
WHY did your post is so long? WHY aren't you doing something else?
Anonymous
This may be a new low in silliness, but since we are on WHY:

Why is an anti-Latino terrorist with aspirations of Hindu godhood like the President-elect with his Chief of Staff?

I'll give anyone silly enough to think about it some time. As a hint, though, I advise you to give a sound answer.

BTW, I was not the OP, but the 2nd & 3rd entries were mine. Unfortunately, I don't have as original a sense of humor as the 4th.
Anonymous
That question hurts my brain just trying to figure out what you asked. I give -- Uncle!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:That question hurts my brain just trying to figure out what you asked. I give -- Uncle!

The answer is that the Pres with his chief of staff is "Barry Obama with Rahm Emanuel", while the terrorist is a "Barrio bomber with Rama manual". The hint, of course, referred ti the fact that the similarity is that they sound the same (sort of).

I assume nobody will dispute my claim to the silliness award!
Anonymous
Ohhhhh!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:DCUM: That wasn't a chicken you stupid b**ch. You MUST have gone to public school (in D.C. no less). And, on top of it all, you are obviously blantantly racist.

Humor is a sign of intelligence, something a few of you seem to be lacking. Lighten up people.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:DCUM: That wasn't a chicken you stupid b**ch. You MUST have gone to public school (in D.C. no less). And, on top of it all, you are obviously blantantly racist.

Humor is a sign of intelligence, something a few of you seem to be lacking. Lighten up people.


The above is DCUM parody.
Anonymous
Rev. Wright: America's chickens are coming home to roost.
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