The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:https://mobile.twitter.com/KateBennett_DC/status/1299185661518524416
Ivanka’s look
(Sorry, don’t know how to embed)

Except she didn’t spring for the pants, because of course she thinks her shiny thing a shade different would do. I’m not a Gabriella Hearst fan to begin with, but I think this neckline is a clear fail.

I would be paranoid about falling out of that dress if I were on live TV.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Girl got a preventative double mastectomy but doesn’t fear sun cancer:

Kayleigh, I’m glad you’re not wearing a dickie, but a mock turtle is not a step up.

But the tan’s sprayed on. Let’s not go overboard.

Trump likes them orange.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Read my lips

I am breaking the law and violating the hatch act. But I’m pretty and rich so it doesn’t matter.

That mouth! She looks like her dad! Rotflmao!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Girl got a preventative double mastectomy but doesn’t fear sun cancer:

Kayleigh, I’m glad you’re not wearing a dickie, but a mock turtle is not a step up.

OH MY GOD what the hell color is she?

That color is called "Florida Trash"

She really likes a sleeveless mock turtleneck. I feel like she probably still has s bunch of cold shoulder tops in her closet to show off that Florida glow.
But what is going on with that skirt? Its like the skirt had a dickey.

Right? I can't figure out what's going on there, other than it is Not Good.

The dickie is migrating!

Actual snort laugh!

[Anonymous]

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Ew. The kissing and Trump’s pink scalp. Ew!!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Mel and Ivanka:

https://twitter.com/DGComedy/status/1299171443905761280?s=20

Is it me or is this video edited to put that look in?

No edit necessary — I saw this live.
As she walked from “the people’s house” to the podium, I noticed Mel’s expression was on a loop from serious to broad smile and back again, over and over. You think she’d learn to make the transitions appear normal. I assume it’s a runway model thing.

She never a real model. Just some porno shots for Trump.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mel and Ivanka:

https://twitter.com/DGComedy/status/1299171443905761280?s=20

Is it me or is this video edited to put that look in?

No edit necessary — I saw this live.
As she walked from “the people’s house” to the podium, I noticed Mel’s expression was on a loop from serious to broad smile and back again, over and over. You think she’d learn to make the transitions appear normal. I assume it’s a runway model thing.

She never a real model. Just some porno shots for Trump.

The closest she ever got to a runway—trump’s jet:

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Ew. The kissing and Trump’s pink scalp. Ew!!

Of course the second 9:12 photo and others that are out there may put your “Ew” in perspective. 😬🤢🙈

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Girl got a preventative double mastectomy but doesn’t fear sun cancer:

Kayleigh, I’m glad you’re not wearing a dickie, but a mock turtle is not a step up.

OH MY GOD what the hell color is she?

That color is called "Florida Trash"

She really likes a sleeveless mock turtleneck. I feel like she probably still has s bunch of cold shoulder tops in her closet to show off that Florida glow.
But what is going on with that skirt? Its like the skirt had a dickey.

Right? I can't figure out what's going on there, other than it is Not Good.

The dickie is migrating!

Actual snort laugh!

Can we call it a V-ickie?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mel and Ivanka:

https://twitter.com/DGComedy/status/1299171443905761280?s=20

Is it me or is this video edited to put that look in?

No edit necessary — I saw this live.
As she walked from “the people’s house” to the podium, I noticed Mel’s expression was on a loop from serious to broad smile and back again, over and over. You think she’d learn to make the transitions appear normal. I assume it’s a runway model thing.

Anyone else notice Melania’s facial expression loop? Scowl to smile to scowl to smile, over and over, for first coming out, down the stairs, to the podium.

I feel like the WH doctor was dolling out drugs all week.

yup

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mel and Ivanka:

https://twitter.com/DGComedy/status/1299171443905761280?s=20

Is it me or is this video edited to put that look in?

No edit necessary — I saw this live.
As she walked from “the people’s house” to the podium, I noticed Mel’s expression was on a loop from serious to broad smile and back again, over and over. You think she’d learn to make the transitions appear normal. I assume it’s a runway model thing.

I noticed that, too (I watched it live).

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Someone post Melania’s green screen dress!!

https://twitter.com/parkermolloy/status/1299174942882365441?s=21

I don’t know how or I would. Most excellent!

Melania nailed it. The picture actually does not represent a true color of the dress (it looks more like a green highlighter on the photo, while on video it is very refreshing shade of green).

Adjust the color on your tv. It’s not refreshing. It’s lime.

what is going on with her facial expressions? did her wiring get wet or something?

i do love that stupid dress. i am a sucker for neon. and it fits, which is quite something!

The style of the dress is terrific on her, but I'm not a fan of the color.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:More green screen fun in here: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/skbaer/melania-trump-green-screen-dress-rnc

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Read my lips

I am breaking the law and violating the hatch act. But I’m pretty and rich so it doesn’t matter.

Chicken lady!! YES!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Girl got a preventative double mastectomy but doesn’t fear sun cancer:

Kayleigh, I’m glad you’re not wearing a dickie, but a mock turtle is not a step up.

OH MY GOD what the hell color is she?

That color is called "Florida Trash"

She really likes a sleeveless mock turtleneck. I feel like she probably still has s bunch of cold shoulder tops in her closet to show off that Florida glow.
But what is going on with that skirt? Its like the skirt had a dickey.

Right? I can't figure out what's going on there, other than it is Not Good.

The dickie is migrating!

Actual snort laugh!

Can we call it a V-ickie?

Yes we can!

Laughing with tears...bless you.