What makes a mom a MILF?
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Anonymous
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Yesterday I overheard two moms joking about so and so being a total MILF. What does that really mean? Bimbo blonde and fake boobs? Or just fit and in shape?
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Anonymous
| Totally depends on who's saying it. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. |
Anonymous
| good body, decent rack, attractive face and great personality - of course, has to have at least one kid. single or married, doesn't matter. |
Anonymous
| 99% of it is not looking like a DCUM mom. Fact. |
Anonymous
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Wonderful figure and ways to tastefully or not so tastefully show it off.
Basically it means that people are moderately surprised you are a mother, because there are no telltales signs of pregnancy (drooping and bellying) and motherhood (letting yourself go generally). |
Anonymous
| Watch American Pie. |
Anonymous
| Hasn't let herself get fat and frumpy. Still does her hair and makeup, still has a nice figure. |
Anonymous
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A mom who may sorta look like a mom, but not really. Make sense? I have a friend that is often referred to as this (I don't think she realizes). She is cute but not gorgeous - there are so few "naturally" gorgeous after a "certain" age, I suppose. She has a good body - nice shape, not too skinny or gym obsessed, but cute. She is casual, doesn't have to dress up or try too hard. Cute face, a small amount of makeup, hair usually up, not a conventional beauty; and definitely not the straw colored blonde or "follow me" trendy trying-too-hard clothes that are the norm here. (I am guilty of that). She's different, not drop dead gorgeous and not ugly. I think that, and the way she treats others, and enjoys life, makes her beautiful. She is a great mom and likes to have a good laugh. Hell, I'd sleep with her 
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Anonymous
| Walking past a group of teenage boys while pushing a stoller. |
Anonymous
| You can still be fat... My sons friend called me a milf. Im a size 18... Hes 17. Guess its just "pretty". I dont have the best self esteem so i never would have labeled myself a milf |
Anonymous
Rock on! |
Anonymous
| confidence, in shape, and you take care of yourself |
Anonymous
| Oh, see I thought you had to dress/be kinda slutty to be a milf. You know, like Mrs. Robinson. |
Anonymous
You're not. Trust me. A 17 year old will F any living thing. |
Anonymous
I would feel so awkward around the friend! Something like "your a hot mom" would be fine but not " your a milf". Umm, excuse me? |