| Title says it all. |
| Everyone at your level gets promoted except you. |
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Everyone but you always knows what's going on.
Your coworker keeps a large knife hidden under her paperwork. |
| You aren't being given any challenging work, aren't being allowed to travel or represent the company to clients or the public. |
| Sunday night you start to feel dread in the pit of your stomach. |
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Or, just because you think you can do better - whether it's more money, more flexibility, more travel, etc.
After getting laid off in the most recent recession, I have learned my lesson. I am continuously looking for my next job and will keep doing so. Even if things don't get bad, you just might find something great! |
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You are laying in bed with the worst bout of the stomach flu ever [stuff is coming out both ends at the same time], and it's still better than having to go to work the next day.
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| I broke a molar because I was grinding my teeth in my sleep. |
When this is you: That was me. Post your resume... you'll start to feel better, even if you don't leave. |
| I"m starting to really dislike my boss thus, I know it is time to leave. |
| You've been there more than 10 years, in the same position. Or even more than 5 in the same role, unless you love it. |
| When you spend more time on dcum than you do working. |
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Promotion every 2 years or fuck off, at least until you hit middle mgmt, then every 5.
You should be clearing $100k by 25, $200k by 35, $300k by 40. |
| If you are fantasizing about walking into your boss' office and telling him/her you quit, it's time. |
This is hysterical. Can I set this parrot talking as my ringtone? |