+1. It's pretty obvious that funny, very funny business has been taking place. To determine the who and what and why and how we need a serious investigation. |
Whether initially low-balled or not, there's something fundamentally screwy, if not corrupt, about spending $210 million for a school renovation to serve 500 students. This is way more than is spent on school construction with much larger student populations and, as a PP pointed out, in the ballpark of what one of the world's most conspicuous luxury hotels has spent for a total renovation in the heart of historic Paris! |
$210 million? Where does that number come from? |
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Have you seen the privileged crew
just off Wisconsin Avenue busting budgets near and far with their hands in the cookie jar? Spiraling costs and no spending collars While Ellington sucks up all your tax dollars Spending every dime For a wonderful time Now, if you're feelin' down and blue cause your school gets nothin' 'till 2032. Why don't you go where Ellington sits As costly as the Ritz Those who know how to fleece DC Spending bucks with no accountability Perfect fits As costly as the Ritz Dressed up like a million dollar trooper Trying hard to look like Peggy Cooper Super duper Come, let's mix where DC’s “elite” feathers their nest and likes to meet Have they completely lost their wits? As costly as the Ritz! |
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Spendin’ cash like a sheik in gay Paree
While livin’ large in old DC, Who will stop the cost over-run blitz? As expensive as the Ritz DC’s taxpayers foot the bill For the Taj Mahal on Georgetown’s hill Ellington gives the auditor fits... As expensive as the Ritz. Ellington’s arrogant, runaway Board Emptied DC’s coffers to spend and hoard, Leaving other schools with scraps and bits, So Duke could be like the Ritz |
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The Mayor and Council look away
While Ellington seems to rule the day They’re all afraid of Ms. Cafritz As expensive as the Ritz Fixers and cronies grab every dime, It’s feeling once more like “Barry time”, While feckless Mayor Bowser sits, As expensive as the Ritz. |
| Just stop. |
| The Ellington saga would be comical, if it weren't so painful, pathetic and possibly criminal. |
PPPC |
The song parodies will continue until the cost overruns end. |
This is open source songwriting. If you're feeling inspired (or just angry and depressed by the whole sad spending scandal), that add a verse (or two)! |
Duke Ellington in his tomb Asking to please rename it Barry School of the Grafts |
Or perhaps the Barry School of the Arts and Grafts?
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Well crafted
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Jesus made bread into fish DE made $78 million into 178, and counting Miracles everywhere |