American Riviera Orchard and Meghan Markle

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She is not very Magnolia - get over it.

What's Magnolia?

PP is trying to suggest that La Sussex has too much class to earn a f—-ton of money on HGTV, at Target, on Amazon and Barnes and Noble. Extremely ticky-tack to put up shiplap without wearing a big gown.

It's a fine line to walk. Wearing couture doesn't make it classy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She is not very Magnolia - get over it.

What's Magnolia?

PP is trying to suggest that La Sussex has too much class to earn a f—-ton of money on HGTV, at Target, on Amazon and Barnes and Noble. Extremely ticky-tack to put up shiplap without wearing a big gown.

It's a fine line to walk. Wearing couture doesn't make it classy.

Yeah, I’ve seen the Duchess’s struggle tailoring; wearing couture or high end off the rack doesn’t make a good look necessarily either. Maybe it makes some of these ladies with Meghanmania more likely to buy flatware made in PRC (source of the metal: iffy, but what is life without risks) and a taupe tablecloth.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I’m so convinced she moved up the launch date to capitalize on the publicity surrounding Kate because why else would you launch something without any products? Bizarre and gross.

NP. Wut? You speculate about something and then call them bizarre and gross. Get over yourself.

Uh no, I think the one trying to announce a business with no products is the one who should get over herself.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m so convinced she moved up the launch date to capitalize on the publicity surrounding Kate because why else would you launch something without any products? Bizarre and gross.

NP. Wut? You speculate about something and then call them bizarre and gross. Get over yourself.

Uh no, I think the one trying to announce a business with no products is the one who should get over herself.

you forgot the royal crest. announcing a business with no products and a fancy faux royal crest.... its like the giant coat arms on some ralph lauren polo shirts but not tongue in cheek...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m so convinced she moved up the launch date to capitalize on the publicity surrounding Kate because why else would you launch something without any products? Bizarre and gross.

NP. Wut? You speculate about something and then call them bizarre and gross. Get over yourself.

Uh no, I think the one trying to announce a business with no products is the one who should get over herself.

you forgot the royal crest. announcing a business with no products and a fancy faux royal crest.... its like the giant coat arms on some ralph lauren polo shirts but not tongue in cheek...

The launching was clearly rushed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She is not very Magnolia - get over it.

True. The real Magnolia is making money hand over fist.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m so convinced she moved up the launch date to capitalize on the publicity surrounding Kate because why else would you launch something without any products? Bizarre and gross.

NP. Wut? You speculate about something and then call them bizarre and gross. Get over yourself.

Uh no, I think the one trying to announce a business with no products is the one who should get over herself.

you forgot the royal crest. announcing a business with no products and a fancy faux royal crest.... its like the giant coat arms on some ralph lauren polo shirts but not tongue in cheek...

The launching was clearly rushed.

It just makes no sense. They were trying to break the internet and aren’t at quite 500k followers yet, zero product images, really amateurish video. It’s just a mess.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They should probably suck it up and move to Ashburn at this point.

I am snickering at the thought of seeing Harry and Meghan walking around Tyson's Galleria

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:From The NY Times article:
Still, there are clues. A trademark application for American Riviera Orchard that was filed in early February seeks trademark approval for a retail store, cookbooks, tableware and an impressive catalog of spreads: “Jellies, jams; marmalades; fruit preserves,” the list begins, plus “garlic-based spreads; sesame-based spreads,” and fruit and nut butters.

So weirdly specific it's gotta be a money laundering front...

Like the Middletons party business?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think Harry won't divorce Meghan unless there is obvious infidelity and she's too smart for that. He's besotted with those two kids.

She comes from a divorced household and so does he and I think both genuinely want a normal and healthy family.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:From The NY Times article:
Still, there are clues. A trademark application for American Riviera Orchard that was filed in early February seeks trademark approval for a retail store, cookbooks, tableware and an impressive catalog of spreads: “Jellies, jams; marmalades; fruit preserves,” the list begins, plus “garlic-based spreads; sesame-based spreads,” and fruit and nut butters.

So weirdly specific it's gotta be a money laundering front...

You have to be specific for trademarks. The more specific the better

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Reportedly dividends from his Diana inheritance was $450k yearly starting 15 years ago, and Harry reinvested until they left the family 4-5 years ago. And that’s just one income stream. His book deal was at least another $10m for the first book — full deal rumored to be $40m. He gets a $1m plus yearly salary from the mental health startup. Then there’s Netflix, Spotify, Lemonada, etc. And Harry can access another trust fund this year when he turns 40.

I’m just saying, they’ve got plenty of money for their lifestyle. Hate them all you want, but just don’t be disappointed when they don’t end up in a motel like Tori Spelling — even after the “inevitable messy divorce.”

Neither Harry and Meghan nor William and Kate will get divorced.

Harry and Meghan will make it. He respects her ambition and hard working nature unlike the moms of Bethesda on here . Will has zero respect for Kate and it’s notable that his pet nickname for Kate is the Queen’s nickname for her: Duchess of Dolittle

[Anonymous]

Here we go Me aGain. She just wants to use the royal name to trash it and make money. She’s disingenuous and divisive. So no. This will be a blip and then it will fade. There is nothing she can peddle at this point that anyone will be remotely interested in paying money for that you can’t already get elsewhere. Had she stayed in the royal family and not trashed everyone and brainwashed Harry, then it would be a different story. She’s a Kardashian product now. And that’s the people she is hanging with. A new low.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:She is not very Magnolia - get over it.

True. The real Magnolia is making money hand over fist.

Hand-over-fist would not be out of place in MM’s climb to the top.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She is not very Magnolia - get over it.

True. The real Magnolia is making money hand over fist.

Hand-over-fist would not be out of place in MM’s climb to the top.

(Laughs in Bill Simmons)