Jeff Bezos engaged to Lauren Sanchez

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This geek got his first decent bj (and she fake screams during sex), so he blew up his family and reputation for a repulsive skank. Geeky tech guys are such easy marks.

Truth!

Not by the geeky tech guys I know - their wives definitely take care of their husbands, in that department - and their husbands aren't even rich (their wives are though).

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Anonymous wrote:i honestly don't understand why she would wear this to a state dinner. so embarrassing.

It's hard to escape one's background.

I love how much Sanchez upsets people. She wasn’t supposed to bewitch Bezos into legitimating their affair or taking her to a stage dinner. It’s amazing.

Amazing a home-wrecking con weaseled her way into a rich dork's orbit? Dream big, sweetie.

Dude, I’m a married mom with impressive nerd credentials and a completely different aesthetic. I like Mackenzie Scott and admire her contributions. But you and your fellow huffy DCUM chunks get big mad over Sanchez and it’s a delight to read. You can’t escape your own background, obviously.

Is "chunks" a typo, or did you really just tip your hand?

No. And I mean every word. She ticks you and your fellow biddies here for a few interrelated reasons. Judgmental snotty middle-aged folk are joyless and lack the “class” they revere. N.B.: people who use “classy” as a compliment lack it completely.

You're making quite a few assumptions:

That I am one of the snobs who thinks that any form of sex work makes a woman subhuman (the woman on the street and Melania Trump are both earning their money)
That I am a classist and joyless
That I need a lecture on the appropriateness of the word "classy"
That "class" is having something anyone should aspire to
That a particular weight or weight category is better than others
That one's body type determines the merit of one's opinions

I will cop to being judgmental of you, whose self-satisfaction is unwarranted, and of Jeff Bezos, who blew up his marriage and disrespected his wife for the sake of someone who is after his money, not that he seems to understand that. If he was tired of Mackenzie, the correct order of operations is (1) get legally separated and (2) make an ass of yourself.

I'm also a little judgmental about Princeton, which should have taught him how to write a better mash note. His texts are of a quality not seen since Warren Harding.

You calling anyone self-satisfied is hilarious. You take yourself way too seriously, and are an absolute drag.

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Anonymous wrote:It really feels like there’s a concerted effort to create a “cool girl” image of Lauren to the point that it’s giving pick me vibes. Quite odd.

How and who you think creating this image? I don’t think her style has changed since she started dating Bezos. So clearly this is how she likes to dress.

Her or him. He’s very much involved in controlling the public image of his loved ones. Hence why you can’t find much online about his kids. Plus the magazine spreads etc. it’s not like billionaires can’t afford pr.

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Anonymous wrote:It really feels like there’s a concerted effort to create a “cool girl” image of Lauren to the point that it’s giving pick me vibes. Quite odd.

How and who you think creating this image? I don’t think her style has changed since she started dating Bezos. So clearly this is how she likes to dress.

Her or him. He’s very much involved in controlling the public image of his loved ones. Hence why you can’t find much online about his kids. Plus the magazine spreads etc. it’s not like billionaires can’t afford pr.

I think Bezos wants to be seen as the cool guy. He is the one who has changed his image; started gym, change clothing style, high risk extra curricular activities. She fits into this new life that he wants for himself.

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Anonymous wrote:It really feels like there’s a concerted effort to create a “cool girl” image of Lauren to the point that it’s giving pick me vibes. Quite odd.

How and who you think creating this image? I don’t think her style has changed since she started dating Bezos. So clearly this is how she likes to dress.

Her or him. He’s very much involved in controlling the public image of his loved ones. Hence why you can’t find much online about his kids. Plus the magazine spreads etc. it’s not like billionaires can’t afford pr.

I think Bezos wants to be seen as the cool guy. He is the one who has changed his image; started gym, change clothing style, high risk extra curricular activities. She fits into this new life that he wants for himself.

So much money, so little self-awareness.

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Anonymous wrote:It really feels like there’s a concerted effort to create a “cool girl” image of Lauren to the point that it’s giving pick me vibes. Quite odd.

How and who you think creating this image? I don’t think her style has changed since she started dating Bezos. So clearly this is how she likes to dress.

Her or him. He’s very much involved in controlling the public image of his loved ones. Hence why you can’t find much online about his kids. Plus the magazine spreads etc. it’s not like billionaires can’t afford pr.

I think Bezos wants to be seen as the cool guy. He is the one who has changed his image; started gym, change clothing style, high risk extra curricular activities. She fits into this new life that he wants for himself.

So much money, so little self-awareness.

Self-awareness of what?

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Keith McNally went on an unhinged rant about Lauren Sanchez on IG. He just opened Pastis here in DC. I’m sure his business partners are anxious lol

https://www.instagram.com/keithmcnallynyc/p/C5zkFsisN5H/

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If she said yes, then it must be true love. After all, why else would a much younger bombshell marry an older man ?

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Anonymous wrote:Keith McNally went on an unhinged rant about Lauren Sanchez on IG. He just opened Pastis here in DC. I’m sure his business partners are anxious lol

https://www.instagram.com/keithmcnallynyc/p/C5zkFsisN5H/

Calls it like he sees it.

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Anonymous wrote:Keith McNally went on an unhinged rant about Lauren Sanchez on IG. He just opened Pastis here in DC. I’m sure his business partners are anxious lol

https://www.instagram.com/keithmcnallynyc/p/C5zkFsisN5H/

Calls it like he sees it.

A bunch of people are rushing to defend Sanchez - Chrissy Tiegen, Jessica Seinfeld, Olivia Nuzzi

https://www.thedailybeast.com/celebs-defend-lauren-sanchez-from-twisted-keith-mcnally-post

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Another creepy grifter beard comes to the defense of the mistress. Such a bootlicker

https://pagesix.com/2024/04/16/celebrity-news/chrissy-teigen-defends-lauren-sanchez-after-keith-mcnally-post/

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Anonymous wrote:Keith McNally went on an unhinged rant about Lauren Sanchez on IG. He just opened Pastis here in DC. I’m sure his business partners are anxious lol

https://www.instagram.com/keithmcnallynyc/p/C5zkFsisN5H/

Calls it like he sees it.

A bunch of people are rushing to defend Sanchez - Chrissy Tiegen, Jessica Seinfeld, Olivia Nuzzi

https://www.thedailybeast.com/celebs-defend-lauren-sanchez-from-twisted-keith-mcnally-post

Translation: shameless bootlicking strivers

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Anonymous wrote:Keith McNally went on an unhinged rant about Lauren Sanchez on IG. He just opened Pastis here in DC. I’m sure his business partners are anxious lol

https://www.instagram.com/keithmcnallynyc/p/C5zkFsisN5H/

Calls it like he sees it.

Who knows, maybe even paid to do it to create a fake PR victimhood campaign. Put nothing past this nutter.

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Anonymous wrote:If she said yes, then it must be true love. After all, why else would a much younger bombshell marry an older man ?

Are you talking about Lauren? She's Jeff's contemporary, like 5 years younger or something.

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Anonymous wrote:Keith McNally went on an unhinged rant about Lauren Sanchez on IG. He just opened Pastis here in DC. I’m sure his business partners are anxious lol

https://www.instagram.com/keithmcnallynyc/p/C5zkFsisN5H/

Calls it like he sees it.

A bunch of people are rushing to defend Sanchez - Chrissy Tiegen, Jessica Seinfeld, Olivia Nuzzi

https://www.thedailybeast.com/celebs-defend-lauren-sanchez-from-twisted-keith-mcnally-post

Eww. I wouldn’t want to be defended by the likes of Jessica Seinfeld and Christy Tiegen