John Wayne Bobbitt--where exactly did Lorena throw it?

[Anonymous]

The other day I read about a case in South America where a woman cut off her husband’s penis when she found out he’d had sex with her fifteen year old niece. That woman was smarter than Lorena - she flushed the offending organ down the toilet lol.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The other day I read about a case in South America where a woman cut off her husband’s penis when she found out he’d had sex with her fifteen year old niece. That woman was smarter than Lorena - she flushed the offending organ down the toilet lol.

Dang

But, can you blame her?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I remember how shocked and outraged jerky guys were when this happened, lol! Until then, they never imagined a woman would slice their dick off. The horror!

Certain men hate it when victims fight back.

He was found not guilty and she was found insane. Does that not fit your regular narrative of posts here?

Believe all women. Unless they acuse the wrong person.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The other day I read about a case in South America where a woman cut off her husband’s penis when she found out he’d had sex with her fifteen year old niece. That woman was smarter than Lorena - she flushed the offending organ down the toilet lol.

Must’ve been tiny not to cause a clog.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The other day I read about a case in South America where a woman cut off her husband’s penis when she found out he’d had sex with her fifteen year old niece. That woman was smarter than Lorena - she flushed the offending organ down the toilet lol.

Must’ve been tiny not to cause a clog.

My average BM has as much girth and length as a porn star's penis. A large penis wouldn't clog a toilet - it's soft and flaccid once removed from the source of hardness.

By the way, South American Lorena told police she flushed the penis specifically because she knew it was possible to reattach otherwise. She's a hero! One fewer sick bastard screwing teenagers in this world.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The other day I read about a case in South America where a woman cut off her husband’s penis when she found out he’d had sex with her fifteen year old niece. That woman was smarter than Lorena - she flushed the offending organ down the toilet lol.

Must’ve been tiny not to cause a clog.

My average BM has as much girth and length as a porn star's penis. A large penis wouldn't clog a toilet - it's soft and flaccid once removed from the source of hardness.

By the way, South American Lorena told police she flushed the penis specifically because she knew it was possible to reattach otherwise. She's a hero! One fewer sick bastard screwing teenagers in this world.

Well, I think I found my new go to for the game two truths and a lie.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The field where she threw the severed member is probably filled with ugly townhomes.

That’s the site where they should erect a monument to Hillary Clinton. They could call it “Woulda, Shoulda, Coulda.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Pretty sure she was a hairstylist at the Bubbles in Reston. Not sure I’d trust her cutting my hair :/

She’s not gonna get work as a manscaper.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Rabbit Hole!!

https://offbeatnova.com/2020/09/26/lorena-bobbitt-revisted-examining-nova-dark-tourism-in-manassas/

Has pictures too!

"Lorena got into her 1991 Mercury Capri with the weapon and penis still in her hands and drove off out of the complex down Maplewood Drive. At the intersection of Maplewood Drive and Old Centreville Road, she finally realized her husband’s severed penis was still in her hand and tossed it out the window across from a 7-Eleven in a grassy field in front of the Paty-Kake Daycare Center. "

A true nut case.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I remember how shocked and outraged jerky guys were when this happened, lol! Until then, they never imagined a woman would slice their dick off. The horror!

Certain men hate it when victims fight back.

He was found not guilty and she was found insane. Does that not fit your regular narrative of posts here?

Not too tough to find any woman insane. Just put her on the stand & ask her how many pairs of shoes she has.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The other day I read about a case in South America where a woman cut off her husband’s penis when she found out he’d had sex with her fifteen year old niece. That woman was smarter than Lorena - she flushed the offending organ down the toilet lol.

You must be one of those nuts who doesn’t understand the Second Amendment. People screw people; penises don’t screw people.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I remember how shocked and outraged jerky guys were when this happened, lol! Until then, they never imagined a woman would slice their dick off. The horror!

Certain men hate it when victims fight back.

He was found not guilty and she was found insane. Does that not fit your regular narrative of posts here?

Did she at least get cited for littering?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Rabbit Hole!!

https://offbeatnova.com/2020/09/26/lorena-bobbitt-revisted-examining-nova-dark-tourism-in-manassas/

Has pictures too!

"Lorena got into her 1991 Mercury Capri with the weapon and penis still in her hands and drove off out of the complex down Maplewood Drive. At the intersection of Maplewood Drive and Old Centreville Road, she finally realized her husband’s severed penis was still in her hand and tossed it out the window across from a 7-Eleven in a grassy field in front of the Paty-Kake Daycare Center. "

I’m surprised some advertising guru didn’t seize the opportunity to launch an ad campaign focused on women: “Capri, the car that’s so fun to drive you’ll forget you have your husband’s severed Johnson in your hand.”