What's the most expensive damage your children have caused to your property?

[Anonymous]

Does my wife count? My kids have totally damaged my wife. She is always usually too tired to have any intimate evenings no matter how much I promise to pleasure her. She worries about having enough money to send them to private/parochial school, college. She worries about them getting hurt. Thing is, she worries about everything except our marriage. She worries. She worries so much that she has not time to think about anything but her worries.

Damn kids.