Teach me how to smile so I don't look like a cyclops pirate, please

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have that from Bell’s palsy. It’s tough.

SAME.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It could be ptosis

This is me. I had imy ptosis fixed when I was in my 30s, but my eyes still look different. I don’t give a f$ck, to be honest. I feel like this a troll post.

This is a pretty common problem (I have it too) OP and everyone else in the thread are approaching it with humor. If there’s a troll it’s you.

[Anonymous]

Stare int a a mirror and practice. A lot. And if you can't get the eye situation straight, just be sure to always 3/4 turn to the camera so it just looks like a camera angle issue. Take photos of yourself in the mirror to see which your best side is and try to always turn your head that way just a little for photos.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Stare int a a mirror and practice. A lot. And if you can't get the eye situation straight, just be sure to always 3/4 turn to the camera so it just looks like a camera angle issue. Take photos of yourself in the mirror to see which your best side is and try to always turn your head that way just a little for photos.

This is what you need to do. I think some people refuse to do it because they think it's petty/beneath them to care so much, but then they take crappy pictures. If you whipped out a camera in front of me right now, I would instinctually pose for it without thinking--it's like a running joke in my family--but I take a damn good photo.

[Anonymous]

I’m still gonna need you to identify which cyclops pirate you most resemble.