How much money should I have saved at age 34?

[Anonymous]

The standard rule of thumb is you should always have at least 100x your age in Avocado Toasts. So, at $15 per Avocado Toast you should have at least 100 x 34 x $15 = $51,000. Keep in mind that's a floor not a ceiling. YOLO

[Anonymous]

How do I calculate my age in avocado toasts?

[Anonymous]

Hey OP, you’re doing amazing sweetie!!! And you’re the most beautiful! And the smartest, and just so darn loveable and anyone should be honored to be near you! And golly, you’re doing so good with your savings it’s going to be all okay! You must be such a peach to talk to!

(PS: gtfo insufferable humblebrag).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How do I calculate my age in avocado toasts?

Standard avocado math 101

[Anonymous]

My kid is in AAP Avocado Toast math, based on their test results from second grade, so clearly they are smarter than your kid taking only General Ed Avocado Toast math.

[Anonymous]

You should have no less than $451,000 at your age