sexting might not be such a great idea after all

[Anonymous]

Op here. An answer to the question being asked, yes it did happen last night and this morning.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Op here. An answer to the question being asked, yes it did happen last night and this morning.

Wait. You've got a 7 year old, but are up for it twice in a weekend?
What are you doing on DCUM? You sure don't fit the demographic here.

[Anonymous]

Pray that your son doesn't remember what he read & forgets this all ever happened.

When he gets older and can finally comprehend what his Dad's message conveyed, he will be grossed out + disturbed.

Unfortunately it is impossible to unsee anything.

[Anonymous]

If he asks again, just tell him that it's code for daddy's favorite dessert. Then tell DH to come up with a code for p**sy. Like banana pudding. Now you'll get texts prepping you for late night banana pudding, and you won't have to worry about the lock code.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Pray that your son doesn't remember what he read & forgets this all ever happened.

When he gets older and can finally comprehend what his Dad's message conveyed, he will be grossed out + disturbed.

Unfortunately it is impossible to unsee anything.

Grossed out, yes. Disturbed? GMAFB

Oral sex makes the world a better place

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If he asks again, just tell him that it's code for daddy's favorite dessert. Then tell DH to come up with a code for p**sy. Like banana pudding. Now you'll get texts prepping you for late night banana pudding, and you won't have to worry about the lock code.

Bad advice genius.

Think about what he's going to say with his new learned code, when he's out in public with you and saying out loud that he wants some "banana pudding."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If he asks again, just tell him that it's code for daddy's favorite dessert. Then tell DH to come up with a code for p**sy. Like banana pudding. Now you'll get texts prepping you for late night banana pudding, and you won't have to worry about the lock code.

Bad advice genius.

Think about what he's going to say with his new learned code, when he's out in public with you and saying out loud that he wants some "banana pudding."

Exactly, that is misguided advice. Solves one issue but could lead to your kid announcing in church, school, or at family that he wants to eat some pussy.

[Anonymous]

My almost-7yo would be able to read that, but he would think the p-word means cat (we have a copy of The Owl and the Pussycat in a picture book). He'd be disturbed on a completely different level if he thought DH wanted to eat my (our) cat.

[Anonymous]

NP. This is hysterical.

To the prudes - unclench and maybe try to get some yourself. Pretty much everyone I know either walked in on their parents or heard them having sex at some point. It's mortifying, but everything is when you're an adolescent. Everyone gets past it.

To OP - Definitely don't stop sexting. It's healthy. But do see if a teen can help you figure out how to keep the notifications off the lock screen (and maybe share that with the rest of us). It would be nice if you could set up a separate text thread with DH for this purpose, so those texts aren't co-mnigled with grocery lists and pics of the kids. But I haven't figured that out yet.

[Anonymous]

With auto correct all you had to do is say his phone changed/misspelled pasta. Then, cook some spaghetti for dinner.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Haaaaaaaaa

Your son is going to be horrified when he learns what p*ssy is when he's older. He might me scarred for life.

I'm surprised that he isn't already scarred that his father wants to eat his kitty cat.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:NP. This is hysterical.

To the prudes - unclench and maybe try to get some yourself. Pretty much everyone I know either walked in on their parents or heard them having sex at some point. It's mortifying, but everything is when you're an adolescent. Everyone gets past it.

To OP - Definitely don't stop sexting. It's healthy. But do see if a teen can help you figure out how to keep the notifications off the lock screen (and maybe share that with the rest of us). It would be nice if you could set up a separate text thread with DH for this purpose, so those texts aren't co-mnigled with grocery lists and pics of the kids. But I haven't figured that out yet.

Wow you are definitely only sexting with your spouse lol. Go to Settings - Notifications - Messages and turn off the messages appearing on the lock screen there.

[Anonymous]

OP - you are the best. Hysterical. Don't make a big deal of it and the kid will just move on to the next thing in life and it will likely wash right out if his brain. If you keep trying to explain it away, there is a better chance he remember.

Buy a kit kat and stash it someplace in your room in case the kid brings it up again. If he does, say "oh yeah", get the candy bar and flip it to DH and say "this is what you asked for, right? While winking --- it might just be to your benefit.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP - you are the best. Hysterical. Don't make a big deal of it and the kid will just move on to the next thing in life and it will likely wash right out if his brain. If you keep trying to explain it away, there is a better chance he remember.

Buy a kit kat and stash it someplace in your room in case the kid brings it up again. If he does, say "oh yeah", get the candy bar and flip it to DH and say "this is what you asked for, right? While winking --- it might just be to your benefit.

Cute.

BTW, OP. Keep sexting. Sounds delicious to me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:With auto correct all you had to do is say his phone changed/misspelled pasta. Then, cook some spaghetti for dinner.

Why did it take three pages of comments until someone pointed out the most obvious solution?!?