Anne Hathaway had her baby

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka Trump's kids all have normal names too.

Maybe soon all the teen moms will start to emulate this new wave of sane baby name celebrities and will ruin the "normal" names for everyone...

Arabella is a normal name?

Yes.

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The only person I know with an Arabella is a loony-tune way too young mom of 3 who lives in the sticks and makes herself feel better about life by being a nasty internet bully on mom boards.

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka Trump's kids all have normal names too.

Maybe soon all the teen moms will start to emulate this new wave of sane baby name celebrities and will ruin the "normal" names for everyone...

Except for her daughter. Her daughter has a babycenter name.

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Arabella has a fine history of use in England. These posts ate hilarious. Normal means nothing when you are viewing this topic from the narrow lenses of a few cultures on Earth. Guess what? There are thousands of cultures out there.

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Anonymous wrote:Hilarious....dlisted

On March 24th, the lights of a delivery room in a hospital in L.A. somewhere were dimmed as two nurses appeared and pulled open a red velvet curtain, revealing Oscar winner Anne Hathaway (again, I’m legally obligated to type “Oscar winner Anne Hathaway”) lying on a bed in a cotton gown. While a spotlight illuminated her gorgeous Oscar-winning face, Anne sang “I Dreamed A Dream” from Les Miserables and as she sang, she pushed and continued to push until her son popped out of her Oscar-winning vagine. Anne’s baby son didn’t cry, because like everyone else in the room, he wanted to clearly hear every gorgeous note coming out of his Oscar-winning mother’s Oscar-winning mouth. When the doctor tried to cut the umbilical cord, Anne waved him away. Anne then yodeled out a note that was so powerful that it broke her son’s umbilical cord in two and she held him as she finished the song. The nurses gave her a standing and the doctors threw roses at her. That is how Oscar winner Anne Hathaway gives birth! If only they gave out Oscars for Best Births…
E! News says that Anne and her husband Adam Schulman (who, to me, always looks like Ryan Gosling as drawn by the dude who drew the Popeye cartoon) are now parents to a baby boy. Like Allison, I guessed that Anne would name her kid Oscar, because she’d love seeing the headlines: “Anne Hathaway Has Another Oscar!” My second guess was Judy. But Anne and Adam didn’t name their son Oscar or Judy:
Anne Hathaway has given birth to her first child with husband Adam Shulman. The two welcomed a baby boy named Jonathan Rosebanks Shulman early on March 24 in Los Angeles, E! News has learned exclusively.
That name is pretty normal, but that name is still all Anne to me. Jonathan Rosebanks sounds like the name of a seasoned Vaudeville star who moved to Hollywood in the 1920s and became a silent movie star and eventually became an even bigger star in the talkies! I bet Jonathan Rosebanks broke Norma Desmond’s heart and got kicked out of the Roosevelt Hotel after getting into a fight with Buster Keaton. That name is theater! It’s perfect.

Hilariously on the nose abt him being a vaudeville star...

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka Trump's kids all have normal names too.

Maybe soon all the teen moms will start to emulate this new wave of sane baby name celebrities and will ruin the "normal" names for everyone...

Arabella is a normal name?

Lol Arabella strikes me as a very "teen mom" name, and in fact was used by one of the MTV teen moms for her daughter.

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Anonymous wrote:I don't personally care for her but she is a darn good actress. I recently watched The Intern and she was very good in that movie. She's a really good actress.

I think she's aware that she's rubbed people the wrong way and she's trying to relax a little and be a little more relatable and less uptight but people have long memories.

Is that the movie where she gets an internship at Google?

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Jackie Kennedy named her firstborn child, a stillborn daughter, Arabella. Definitely not a white trash teen mom name!

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Anonymous wrote:Jackie Kennedy named her firstborn child, a stillborn daughter, Arabella. Definitely not a white trash teen mom name!

In the 1950s

Freakonomics

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don't personally care for her but she is a darn good actress. I recently watched The Intern and she was very good in that movie. She's a really good actress.

I think she's aware that she's rubbed people the wrong way and she's trying to relax a little and be a little more relatable and less uptight but people have long memories.

Is that the movie where she gets an internship at Google?

You're mixing your movies. The internship at Google movie was with Vince Vaughn, and The Intern movie was with Anne and Bob DiNiro.

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Anonymous wrote:I guess I totally missed what she did to offend people so much. I happen to like her. And I happily watch the Princess Diaries movies

I never understood the Hathahaters either. Seems like such a weird fixation. It's calmed down in recent years, though, I think they went back to just hating Kate Middleton.

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Anonymous wrote:I guess I totally missed what she did to offend people so much. I happen to like her. And I happily watch the Princess Diaries movies

I never understood the Hathahaters either. Seems like such a weird fixation. It's calmed down in recent years, though, I think they went back to just hating Kate Middleton.

But, again, do you know what her offense was/what people were complaining about?