s/o Coffee smells very, very bad

[Anonymous]

Coffee breath keeps the trolls away.

I love black coffee and hate people so it works out well for me!

[Anonymous]

I'm not op. I hate the smell because it makes me sick to my stomach. It makes me queezy, feel like I'll vomit and can trigger migraines. It's not a choice, it's a reaction to it.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I love the smell and don't care about coffee breath. My husband is the only person in his family who drinks coffee. The rest of them are constantly taking naps and complaining about being tired. Losers.

This made me laugh.

Hysterical.

I'm just imagining what the coffee haters on this thread look like.

Yikes! I was kind of thinking the same thing about coffee drinkers! If you need coffee that bad to wake up and have energy than you aren't very healthy! Can't imagine what you all look like. Not sure the coffee haters are the losers. I'm a f/t WM and would consider myself an athlete and a morning person with no need for coffee. Have always hated the smell and taste and thought that people who *needed* coffee need a crutch to get through each day.

Full time white male? First time working mom? Frank trash west mule?

I can take or leave coffee (and I do have kids, including a baby), but people who don't like the smell baffle me. That's like saying, "newborn baby? That sweet lovely top of their head smell? Gross."

None of the above - F/t WM with 2 kids. Why would it baffle you? It's gross.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Coffee breath keeps the trolls away.

I love black coffee and hate people so it works out well for me!

You are my people.

[Anonymous]

I suppose OP, et al, will start a movement to ban coffee. Be careful because many of us are uncivilized until that first cup of coffee.

[Anonymous]

Only OLD coffee smells bad. Fresh coffee smells heavenly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Coffee breath keeps the trolls away.

I love black coffee and hate people so it works out well for me!

LOVE. YOU.

[Anonymous]

Coffee made me gag when I was pregnant. Never regained my taste for it. It used to smell better than it tastes but I couldn't care less now. Except for maybe a real San Francisco latte. That is heaven

[Anonymous]

I agree that the smell of coffee breath is disgusting and the addictive nature of caffeine is life-limiting... but even if coffee was delicious and nutritious, why would anyone want to drink the same thing every day? That's SO boring! The world is full of good choices; enjoy more life.

[Anonymous]

Freshly brewed coffee, ground coffee beans = Heaven. I sooo love that smell!

Coffee breath = yuck. I so wish that my breath smelled like freshly brewed coffee after I drank it. Sadly, it does not. Luckily there is an easy cure: breath mints and gum.

[Anonymous]

Love the coffee smell but never drink it. I make it everyday for my husband.

Starbucks coffee smell I don't like. I quit going to Target because of it. The whole store smells of burnt coffee and for some reason makes me feel like I'm going to throw up.

[Anonymous]

I'm from a coffee loving country and don't know a single person who doesn't drink coffee daily. I hate it. However, I love the smell of freshly ground coffee beans. And I actually do like the smell of freshly brewed coffee. I detest the smell of cold coffee, and coffee breath though.

[Anonymous]

The smell is offensive and sickening. The taste makes me sick to my stomach and drinking it makes me feel like I could die. Walking into a Starbucks is unbearable.

[Anonymous]

I love it so much I have a coffee scented candle in my kitchen.

[Anonymous]

I love the smell of coffee. Hate the taste, though. That was one of the biggest letdown moments of my childhood when I realized that coffee does not taste anywhere near as good as it smells. I have to put in so much milk and sugar that it's not really coffee anymore.