Ladies, do you store things in your bra?

Anonymous
I snuck joints into a Rolling Stones concert when I was younger. Now at the gym I will stick my iPhone (for music) between my body and sports bra strap when using equipment which requires both hands. My grandma still keeps money nk there but she's from a very different country and super old school.
Anonymous
Yep. Usually phone, keys and metro/debit card. If it's not summer, sometimes I put money in.
I once thought I lost my phone at the story time at the library. Everyone was looking for it until it resurfaced from my bra....oops
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:A friend of mine has huge boobs,and I once watched her pull out sunglasses, cell phone, keys, other keys, wallet, etc. all from her bra. It was like the clown car of bras.



Beats having a clown car vagina

No, really, it does.

Anonymous

Most top heavy women I know show them off, but would never "store" anything in there. That's just silly.

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:It never would have occurred to me to do this! I still would never.


+1 Maybe's it's because my boobs are small (small-ish B's), but I don't even think I could fit much in there if I wanted to. Maybe keys, but an iphone?? no way.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:It never would have occurred to me to do this! I still would never.


Same here. However, I did see a news story containing several women who carried their cell phone in their bras and ended up with breast cancer. I'd never heard of such a thing.
Anonymous
Breasts.
Anonymous
When I was in college I worked as a cashier at a discount store and we would get elderly Mexican women customers who would pull cash out of their bras. Nothing like sweaty dollar bills.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I snuck joints into a Rolling Stones concert when I was younger. Now at the gym I will stick my iPhone (for music) between my body and sports bra strap when using equipment which requires both hands. My grandma still keeps money nk there but she's from a very different country and super old school.


I've already posted that I do this on occasion (hiking and concerts) but forgot to add that if you ever need to sneak alcohol or drugs in to an event, your bra is the best place since security guards can't touch/check you in that area! (plus zip-lock bags of vodka add a little extra padding IYKWIM )
Anonymous
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Anonymous
I too stick my phone there to avoid dropping it in a public toilet.

I also have a small zippered coin purse that I will stick cash and credit cards in when I am anywhere that I worry about pickpockets/purse snatchers. That way I know that even if I am robbed I will still have my actual important valuables safe. I definitely cannot pull it out in a dignified way, but will try to walk somewhere secluded and/or turn my back before removing the wallet and before returning it. I really don't sweat that much from my boobs, so even in summer I have trouble seeing it as "SOOOO GROSS OMG!!!" I do have a wallet between the cards/cash and my skin, though, so maybe that makes a difference. Or I am just trashy.
Anonymous
I've already posted that I do this on occasion (hiking and concerts) but forgot to add that if you ever need to sneak alcohol or drugs in to an event, your bra is the best place since security guards can't touch/check you in that area! (plus zip-lock bags of vodka add a little extra padding IYKWIM )


At a Missing Persons concert in the 80s, a good friend snuck in two bottles of Michelob in her bra. Don't ask me how.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Didn't women used to store handkerchiefs in their sleeves way back when?


I still do. Neatly folded.

About the bosom storage - how do you reach for your hidden items in a dignified way? Or do you all wear very low-cut tops?



Wow you sound very proper.
Anonymous
Please don't store your phone in your bra for an extended period of time!
Anonymous
Anybody who can fit this kind of stuff in their bra is wearing the wrong size bra and should get a proper fitting. If your bra is stretched out enough to allow for this it isn't giving you the support you need. You could look so much better.
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