I cannot wipe myself clean!

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:That was my experience when I had skin tags caused by external hemherroids. Get a mirror. If you see anything...unusual... see a colorectal surgeon.


Did you have them removed? WAs it bad? I have had this problem for a while but am afraid to get them removed.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:That was my experience when I had skin tags caused by external hemherroids. Get a mirror. If you see anything...unusual... see a colorectal surgeon.


Did you have them removed? WAs it bad? I have had this problem for a while but am afraid to get them removed.


I did. I had THD surgery for my internal hemherroids and I had the external skin tags removed during one procedure.

Honestly? It sucked. It hurt. I was popping painkillers like there was no tomorrow. Pooping was scary and bloody and painful. I moaned like a cow in labor. I thought I'd made a terrible mistake and wished I could turn back time and never have the surgery.

But...

Here I am six weeks later. I am completely healed and I have no hemherroids, no pain, my butt looks like just a butt again. I'm glad I did it. But it was kind of horrible.

Having said that, I may have had a particularly bad experience because I had grade III 'roids, and two different procedures done at once. I know not everyone has such a rotten time. Some people are back to normal in a few days. I was miserable for a week, cranky for another week, and then I was okay.

Thanks for asking.
Anonymous
Symptoms
By Mayo Clinic Staff
Multimedia
Hemorrhoids
Signs and symptoms of hemorrhoids may include:

Painless bleeding during bowel movements — you might notice small amounts of bright red blood on your toilet tissue or in the toilet bowl
Itching or irritation in your anal region
Pain or discomfort
Swelling around your anus
A lump near your anus, which may be sensitive or painful
Leakage of feces
Hemorrhoid symptoms usually depend on the location. Internal hemorrhoids lie inside the rectum. You usually can't see or feel these hemorrhoids, and they usually don't cause discomfort.

http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/hemorrhoids/basics/symptoms/con-20029852
Anonymous
Get a Hand Bidet Sprayer. Cleaning with sprayed water is even better than baby wipes and you don't have to worry about not being able to flush them plus you'll save allot of money. See www. bathroomsprayers. com. [http://www.bathroomsprayers.com/imgdb/products.thumb/1380934482.gif]
Anonymous
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Try flushable wipes


+1 and get fiber gummies from costco the 200 pack


Actually, increasing your protein intake results in firmer stools.

And for the love of all that's Unholy, DON'T flush flushable wipes. I just had to pay $400 to a plumber to unfuck my toilet.[b] We initially thought it was flushable wipes (turned out to be a nail brush one of the kids flushed.) The plumber gave us a scared straight lecture about how bad those wipes are for your pipes. It seems that they tend to cling to the sides of them and they don't break down the way all the marketing would lead you to believe.


I think my toilets need to be unfucked too. Can you recommend your plumber?



Ugh no. We knew something was wrong because the toilet started bubbling up after you flushed it, then it stopped flushing. So we called this company, they came out and assured us it was fixed. The next morning, DH had to rescue DS from the shower: he used the toilet and flushed and it backed up into the tub. He calls the plumbers back and tells them what happens and it's probably a drain issue. They send a new plumber out and didn't tell him anything except that the toilet was backed up. Thinking it was something simple, he came out without a snake or a camera. This was Friday. We had to do without a toilet until they could come out with a camera on Monday.

So yeah. I don't blame the guys that did the work. I blame dispatch for not passing along an accurate picture of what was going/what the first guy did already.
Anonymous
Indians use the left hand and the lota. Look it up.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:That was my experience when I had skin tags caused by external hemherroids. Get a mirror. If you see anything...unusual... see a colorectal surgeon.


Did you have them removed? WAs it bad? I have had this problem for a while but am afraid to get them removed.


I did. I had THD surgery for my internal hemherroids and I had the external skin tags removed during one procedure.

Honestly? It sucked. It hurt. I was popping painkillers like there was no tomorrow. Pooping was scary and bloody and painful. I moaned like a cow in labor. I thought I'd made a terrible mistake and wished I could turn back time and never have the surgery.

But...

Here I am six weeks later. I am completely healed and I have no hemherroids, no pain, my butt looks like just a butt again. I'm glad I did it. But it was kind of horrible.

Having said that, I may have had a particularly bad experience because I had grade III 'roids, and two different procedures done at once. I know not everyone has such a rotten time. Some people are back to normal in a few days. I was miserable for a week, cranky for another week, and then I was okay.

Thanks for asking.


This is truly what anonymous forums are for.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Indians use the left hand and the lota. Look it up.


Will you please stop telling us to look it up and just tell us what it is?! Jeepers.
Anonymous
It's probably prolapse (a rectocele).
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:That was my experience when I had skin tags caused by external hemherroids. Get a mirror. If you see anything...unusual... see a colorectal surgeon.


Did you have them removed? WAs it bad? I have had this problem for a while but am afraid to get them removed.


I did. I had THD surgery for my internal hemherroids and I had the external skin tags removed during one procedure.

Honestly? It sucked. It hurt. I was popping painkillers like there was no tomorrow. Pooping was scary and bloody and painful. I moaned like a cow in labor. I thought I'd made a terrible mistake and wished I could turn back time and never have the surgery.

But...

Here I am six weeks later. I am completely healed and I have no hemherroids, no pain, my butt looks like just a butt again. I'm glad I did it. But it was kind of horrible.

Having said that, I may have had a particularly bad experience because I had grade III 'roids, and two different procedures done at once. I know not everyone has such a rotten time. Some people are back to normal in a few days. I was miserable for a week, cranky for another week, and then I was okay.

Thanks for asking.


Ugh. Np here and I think I am in the same boat. Saw a specialist last week who referred me to a colon/rectal surgeon to look at the skin tag that I have in addition to a hemeroid (internal, I believe). In the meantime, I have some steroid suppositories. All and all a pleasant predicament. From what I had read online the surgery didnt sound that horrible but now I will adjust my expectations appropriately.
Anonymous
For me, it was caused by supplements. Fiber helped take care of the problem.
Anonymous
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We've got this!

OP, have you been eating a higher fat diet than usual? That could cause it too.
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