Complete this sentence: A visit from my ILs is as fun as ...
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Anonymous
In a sauna, with your face pressed into a vat of Tiger Balm. |
Anonymous
| 60 something teenagers who never offer to buy a meal, dirty all if your dishes, and drink all of your milk but leave the empty carton in the fridge. |
Anonymous
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You know those scenes from movies like Indiana Jones, where they have to get from the door of a temple to the altar, but there's a floor full of mysterious tiles in between? And you have to step on the tiles in the right order or the floor will collapse?
Yep. That's what a visit from the ex-laws is like. |
Anonymous
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9:29. That is good. I started that way as a newlywed, eventually decided against ulcers and became a mono tonal ice berg. They improved somewhat. 15 years later...
A visit from my in-laws... is about as much fun as the flu, since I retreat upstairs with a head ache, while down stairs my family forgets that you are supposed to wash dishes and put things away. And we eat too much takeout. |
Anonymous
| ...sitting on the toilet the day after eating 100 habenero peppers. |
Anonymous
| A trip to Disneyland. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE my ILs. They truly are wonderful and loads of fun! |
Anonymous
LOL. Good one. |
Anonymous
And being trapped in the "It's a Small World" exhibit/ride. |
Anonymous
No I actually enjoy that ride. It's more like being stuck in the Hall of Presidents all day. |
Anonymous
| ^with less intelligence and more blustering. |
Anonymous
Yep. For 3 weeks straight. |