kinda gross question - keeping things clean in front of the toilet

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Honestly, I don't know how you live with men. When my FIL visits, I swear he leaves more on the floor than in the bowl. Also pools of pee at the back by the lid hinge, which means he's basically spraying the whole damn room.

What do they do, swing it around like a garden hose?

Sincerely,
Lesbian with a piss-free floor

Wonder if we have the same FIL, lol

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP again - he does clean up after himself. But it's still just - I don't know, it's just not that clean.

So the only tip is to better toilet train my husband?

Yes.

Either give him M and Ms or a blow job to help with toilet training. The latter will probably be more effective

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Honestly, I don't know how you live with men. When my FIL visits, I swear he leaves more on the floor than in the bowl. Also pools of pee at the back by the lid hinge, which means he's basically spraying the whole damn room.

What do they do, swing it around like a garden hose?

Sincerely,
Lesbian with a piss-free floor

OP here - and yeah, you know, sharing a bathroom with a man really does make a person question her sexuality, I tell ya!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Parents of boys, PLEASE teach them to clean up after themselves!!

OP again - I hate to say this, but I do sort of resent that his mother/father didn't fucking fix this when he was a kid! We only have one bathroom - and, no joking, I would say that for a while there, it was a HUGE source of marital tension.

He's gotten a lot better. We do keep paper towels and spray on the back of the toilet, he is pretty good about cleaning up after himself now. But it's still really gross - and I just hate having to talk about it.

I don't want to withhold sex or anything to deal with it (he's got some sexual hangups that I do NOT want to exacerbate - plus, I like sex!). Maybe there is a medical issue. I suspect it is just laziness, though. And a poor upbringing.

Ugh, next place we live, we are going to have more than one bathroom...

[Anonymous]

He needs to sit. Then u can avoid the whole awkward 'how the hell do u not already know this?' convo.