Ever had a crush on DC's coach or teacher?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I had a long conversation with DW about the athletes she banged/dated in high school and college. She was (and still is) a hottie, so the dumb jocks were always pawing at her.

She ranked the men by their prowess in bed which, unsurprisingly, correlated strongly with their intellectual abilities:

In order from smartest to dumbest male athletes:
Tennis/squash
Soccer
Baseball
Track/cross country
Basketball
Football
Hockey
Lacrosse

Seems correct from my own athletic experience in high school.

I take issue with this list! Baseball players are dumb. I'm a baseball guy. We are a dumb bunch. Notice my short sentances. And no big words. Hockey guys always seemed smart to me. Maybe it's the link to Canada. Tennis and lax I agree with. But are lax players truly stupid or just constantly high?

Yeah, but baseball guy, I'll bet you are hot! I know - I spent a season following my minor league pitcher boyfriend all over the midwest. He was not dumb (and is now in finance and has done quite well) but rather, uh, simple. We were quite dysfunctional together and it couldn't last, but great memories! Ended up marrying a soccer player.

Collectively, soccer players have the best bodies. Mmmmm hmmmm....those legs! Wow! That said, I am sleeping with my DD's soccer coach, who also happens to be my DH.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I had a long conversation with DW about the athletes she banged/dated in high school and college. She was (and still is) a hottie, so the dumb jocks were always pawing at her.

She ranked the men by their prowess in bed which, unsurprisingly, correlated strongly with their intellectual abilities:

In order from smartest to dumbest male athletes:
Tennis/squash
Soccer
Baseball
Track/cross country
Basketball
Football
Hockey
Lacrosse

Seems correct from my own athletic experience in high school.

I take issue with this list! Baseball players are dumb. I'm a baseball guy. We are a dumb bunch. Notice my short sentances. And no big words. Hockey guys always seemed smart to me. Maybe it's the link to Canada. Tennis and lax I agree with. But are lax players truly stupid or just constantly high?

Yeah, but baseball guy, I'll bet you are hot! I know - I spent a season following my minor league pitcher boyfriend all over the midwest. He was not dumb (and is now in finance and has done quite well) but rather, uh, simple. We were quite dysfunctional together and it couldn't last, but great memories! Ended up marrying a soccer player.

Collectively, soccer players have the best bodies. Mmmmm hmmmm....those legs! Wow! That said, I am sleeping with my DD's soccer coach, who also happens to be my DH.

How ironic- my wife is sleeping with her sons baseball coach! I'll leave that one up to all you pervy DCUMers...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I had a long conversation with DW about the athletes she banged/dated in high school and college. She was (and still is) a hottie, so the dumb jocks were always pawing at her.

She ranked the men by their prowess in bed which, unsurprisingly, correlated strongly with their intellectual abilities:

In order from smartest to dumbest male athletes:
Tennis/squash
Soccer
Baseball
Track/cross country
Basketball
Football
Hockey
Lacrosse

Seems correct from my own athletic experience in high school.

I take issue with this list! Baseball players are dumb. I'm a baseball guy. We are a dumb bunch. Notice my short sentances. And no big words. Hockey guys always seemed smart to me. Maybe it's the link to Canada. Tennis and lax I agree with. But are lax players truly stupid or just constantly high?

Yeah, but baseball guy, I'll bet you are hot! I know - I spent a season following my minor league pitcher boyfriend all over the midwest. He was not dumb (and is now in finance and has done quite well) but rather, uh, simple. We were quite dysfunctional together and it couldn't last, but great memories! Ended up marrying a soccer player.

Collectively, soccer players have the best bodies. Mmmmm hmmmm....those legs! Wow! That said, I am sleeping with my DD's soccer coach, who also happens to be my DH.

Baseball guys creep me out. I was almost raped by a MLB player and escaped by a hair. I'm sure that guy has raped many women while his fellow players ignored what was going on. Terrifying, I'm so glad I was sober and was able to flee, despite a physical struggle.

[Anonymous]

Yes. DC's instructor in tae kwon do is a major hottie.

Ladies, that tae kwon do instructor we're all talking about is single. Go for him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Yes. DC's instructor in tae kwon do is a major hottie.

Ladies, that tae kwon do instructor we're all talking about is single. Go for him.

Wow, hi tae kwon do instructor! Obviously didn't expect you to be reading this... but thanks for the encouragement!