Five Guys

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Five Guys is gross. It's not even a guilty pleasure to me, just disgusting, heart-attack inducing slop aimed at the lowest common denominator. Try BGR, Ray's or even Elevation Burger instead. Better yet, head to the West Coast for In-N-Out. But touting Five Guys just shows poor taste and bad judgment.

Please, do tell us more?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Five Guys is gross. It's not even a guilty pleasure to me, just disgusting, heart-attack inducing slop aimed at the lowest common denominator. Try BGR, Ray's or even Elevation Burger instead. Better yet, head to the West Coast for In-N-Out. But touting Five Guys just shows poor taste and bad judgment.

Please, do tell us more?

I would, but you probably need to wipe your mouth and fart a few weeks first. Come back in September.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Five Guys is gross. It's not even a guilty pleasure to me, just disgusting, heart-attack inducing slop aimed at the lowest common denominator. Try BGR, Ray's or even Elevation Burger instead. Better yet, head to the West Coast for In-N-Out. But touting Five Guys just shows poor taste and bad judgment.

Please, do tell us more?

I would, but you probably need to wipe your mouth and fart a few weeks first. Come back in September.

I feel bad that someone's bi-monthly cheat meal gives you such stress. That's probably worse for your hardened heart than one burger every 3 months. Maybe you should do some exercise to help calm your anxiety? I put in an hour 6 days a week, but that's just me. Best of luck! xoxoxoxo <3 OP

[Anonymous]

In-n-out yum : )

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Five Guys is gross. It's not even a guilty pleasure to me, just disgusting, heart-attack inducing slop aimed at the lowest common denominator. Try BGR, Ray's or even Elevation Burger instead. Better yet, head to the West Coast for In-N-Out. But touting Five Guys just shows poor taste and bad judgment.

I bet you're a lot of fun at parties. PS-you know the real reason it's called In-N-Out, right?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Thanks for the post, Spamela! Is this part of the new guerrilla marketing campaign?



do you really think Five Guys needs to spam this board of gluten-free/dairy-free/organic/free-range/weight obsessed neurotics?

if so, they need to hire a new marketing team.

I am not neurotic!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Five Guys is gross. It's not even a guilty pleasure to me, just disgusting, heart-attack inducing slop aimed at the lowest common denominator. Try BGR, Ray's or even Elevation Burger instead. Better yet, head to the West Coast for In-N-Out. But touting Five Guys just shows poor taste and bad judgment.

Please, do tell us more?

Give me a break regarding In and Out. It is a step above Mcdonald's certainly, but it is totally a fast food joint. I have eaten there a million times. A god fast food joint, but that is all. I bet you have never even been to one.

[Anonymous]

Little cheeseburger with grilled onions, grilled mushrooms and mayo. Fries with mayo.

Very rarely eat there but love it.

[Anonymous]

I get everything on the topping menu except I skip the ketchup, A1, and the actual beef patty. Makes for the best BLT ever.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Five Guys isnt too bad...any Akron Ohio transplants here? SWENSONS!!!!


Yes, love Swenson's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Little burger with mustard, pickles and onion, no bun.

[Anonymous]

I actually get the "veggie burger". Bun, no meat, cheese, grilled onions and mushrooms, lettuce, tomato, jalapenos, mayo, mustard, and ketchup. And I eat some fries. AND the peanuts.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I actually get the "veggie burger". Bun, no meat, cheese, grilled onions and mushrooms, lettuce, tomato, jalapenos, mayo, mustard, and ketchup. And I eat some fries. AND the peanuts.

...and pickles. Can't forget pickles.

[Anonymous]

Little cheeseburger. Mayo mustard ketchup onion lettuce tomato jalapeño.

[Anonymous]

The best hangover cure!