What's the funniest/most inappropriate reaction you've gotten to your pregnancy

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My close friend told me "I did notice that your boobs got biggger and thought something might be going on"

When i told a co-worker she said "OH My GAWD, we are all so relieved b/c you had gained so much weight, we were worried something was wrong with you."

[Anonymous]

Friend commented, when I told her: "oh that's wonderful. And don't worry if you lose it - you're young and would have no problem getting pregnant again!"

Another comment was from a yoga instructor at my gym. I approached her early in my pregnancy and told her I was pregnant and did she have any advice or modifications to suggest. The first thing she asked me was :"did you conceive naturally or Ivf?"
What difference would that make and why is it her business? Are certain yoga poses dependent on conception which is natural vs Ivf!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"Who is the father?"
"How did it happen?"

Both questions from my boss upon telling him that I was pregnant.

I hope your boss wis male and you named him as the father. Jackass.

[Anonymous]

"You just don't say no do you?" referring to my husband's advances.

"I guess I shouldn't sit too close to you!"

"Is this how you get Summer's off?"

[Anonymous]

Also got "was it planned?" From my boss. Which I just don't get. I was in my mid thirties, married, with a 2 year old. It's not like I was a teen mom, or having Irish twins or anything (which still wouldn't have made that an acceptable response, but anyway). I want to offer a block of training at our New Supervisors course in basic human interaction, in which I cover the fact that when an employee tells you she is pregnant, the only appropriate initial response is "Congratulations!"

[Anonymous]

"Wow you two sure are fertile!"

and "You just keep popping them out!" in front of older and younger relatives.