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Don't u mean thank you for sharTing?
Ive been there (not due to red lights, just wrong food) and feel bad for anyone who also has.... But I feel waaaay worse for anyone who reads the title and STILL has to make the time to click, read, then create a response of how disgusted/offended they are. You horrible people sharted all over this post in your own judgy way. Stop judging my rectum/shincter/oversharing |
Amen! |
| I've been there, and it is horrible. I was out of town with no clothes and had to wipe off and fly home. It was horrible. 10 years ago. |
| To answer the original question, about a dozen "moments" over the years. I have every Starbucks / Safeways etc. mapped in my head as potential "pit stops" especially places where parking is quick for those times when the need comes upon me. |
| Dont you just hate when the shart goes up your voo voo? |
No but I peed my pants right in the carport once. As an adult I was drinking though.
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I had altitude sickness once and I couldn't even make it from my bed to the bathroom. 7 steps. It was horrible. I didn't even wear pants for 24 hours, because the 5 seconds to pull down my pants was 5 seconds to long.
Altitude sickness is the worst! |
This happened to me once after drinking. I didn't drink for about 6 weeks after. |
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This happens to me about 1-2 times a year.
I have a rectocele after birth of my 2nd, which seems to be contributing to these blessed events. I once had to pull over and go in broad daylight on a highway in Mexico. Ugh. |