You must watch this then: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/mom-jeans/1357040 LOL
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Now that is a riot. I know people like that. |
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All cutesy words. Preggo, preggy, pregs, hubs, hubby, hubster, hossy (hospital), paci, nunu, num nums (breasts), etc.
I hate hearing "literally" used incorrectly. Which it seems to be about 90% of the time. Don't stand there and tell me you literally died. If you'd literally died, you wouldn't be able to tell me about it! "Where you at?" "Where ya'll going to?" Those extra and unnecessary prepositions that make people sound uneducated. |
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"Everything happens for a reason."
Ugh. |
| My DS is in the gifted and talented program and he's on the autistic spectrum. The school district refers to him as "twice exceptional". I refer to him as "Sheldon Cooper" (for those of you who watch The Big Bang Theory). |
| Hubby, we're pregnant, and when people say they are salty about something. |
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Just saying.
To me that's just an excuse to be a bitch about something. "You know, that dress makes your ass look huge. Just saying'..." How about you not say anything? |
| The constant use of "super," as in "super fun," "super crazy," "super happy" etc. |
wicked fun, wicked crazy, wicked happy -- and of course, wicked pissah
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What is it? |
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"No worries" and "no problem" ESPECIALLY in response to things that shouldn't encourage that response. Example:
Me to colleague: Would you please send me that document? Colleague: Sure - just sent it. Me: Thank you. Colleague: No worries! Another example: Me to waiter: When you have a chance, I'll take the check. Waiter: Here it is. Me: Thank you. Waiter: No problem! |
| Maybe not an expression but people named James who are called Jamie. |
Forgive if I'm wrong but I think this is a New England thing. God knows what it means. I'm sure some sanctimonious Masshole will come on here and inform us.
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| People who say "goshdarnit". Either swear or don't say anything at all. |
| It isn't an expression, but I hate the word "ginormous". Hated when it was added to the dictionary. |