Most Embarrassing Revelation

[Anonymous]

I pissed the bed when I was 19 years old. I am STILL paranoid about this happening. To make it worse, I was sleeping over at my boyfriend's apartment. I believe I had a dream about going to the bathroom and woke up soaked in piss. I had no idea what to do, so I just laid there in a panic. I thought maybe I could roll far enough over that my boyfriend would wake up and think HE had wet the bed. I was trying to figure out what to do when he woke up, felt around and said, "What the fuck..." I didn't know what to do so I acted like he woke me up and I was very confused: "Whaaa? What are you talking about?" Eventually he obviously figured out I'd pissed the bed, so we got up, stripped the bed, and put everything in the washer. To this day, I still wake up in the middle of the night sometimes and frantically feel around to make sure I haven't pissed the bed.

[Anonymous]

I had surgery and was wearing the compression biker short things. Well I was completely drugged up and when my mom came into the waiting area where you de-drug yourself (other patients in there) I lifted my gown at the bottom to show her the shorts.

Little did I know that they had an opening to go to the bathroom and I was flashing EVERYONE my lady parts. AWESOME!