"Hey Johnny, get Daddy his pack of smokes off the end table."
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| Leaving for the airport..."Do you have the tickets?" |
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| Hand me the tv guide. |
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| We're out of eggs. Leave a note for the milkman! |
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| At the hostess stand at a restaurant, "smoking or non?" |
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Can I have another quarter for Pac Man?
Smelling carbon copies in school straight off the press Card catalogues and dewy decimal system Manually rolling down the car window. |
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What kind of a girl calls a boy? I remember my mom saying this to my brothers when they got calls from a girl, and me when I wanted to make one to a boy
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| Dad buying cigarettes for a quarter from the machine with the pull-knobs |
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"Blow on it" if one of their video games isn't working.
"You can watch one show or another, you can't watch two channels at once." Thank God for DVR. "I'm going inside to grab some groceries, you kids just sit out here in the car." "Get off the Internet, you're blocking the phone line." |
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I need a dime to use the phone booth!
I need a dime for a Coke at Woolworth's! Let's go shopping in Canada, our money's worth more up there! |
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| Don't worry honey, if you do get a sunburn we can just put Noxema on your shoulders when you come in. |
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"Use this ashtray, Bob. Maggie made it in ceramics class."
"Hon, pop in the Dean Martin 8 track and open up a beer that's on the back seat behind the passenger's side. should be there in no time if we drive 85 the whole way!" "Where's the baby oil and foil? I need some color before we hit the beach next week." |
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Ring Ring Hello? Hi, Suzie! It's Madge. I'm hosting an Avon party on Saturday morning. Can you come? Oh, sure! But will Penny be there? No! So if you spread the word, make sure to tell people NOT to call Penny. Okey Dokey! See you Saturday! Ring Ring Good morning! Jane speaking Hi, Jane! It's Madge. I'm hosting an Avon party on Saturday morning. Can you come? only if you serve some of your famous Dunkin Hines marble bundt cake! But will Penny be there? Oh no! So try to avoid seeing her over the next few days. OK, I won't shop at A&P this week. Ring Ring Bucknell residence Hi, Sherry! It's Jane. Good morning, Jane! How are you? I'm doing well. I'm hosting an Avon party on Saturday morning. Can you come? I think so. What time? around 10 am to noon or so Will you be serving your famous Bloody Marys? Yes, I'll have plenty! Oh - do you still have some Shasta left over from the pool party the other night? Yup - I'll bring it. But will Penny be there? NO! So don't say a thing at the Brownie meeting this week. gotcha! See you soon!
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Calling us kids "goofball", "stinker", etc.
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Or near people with the ability to speak and write grammatically correct sentences. "have....rode bikes" is particularly worrisome. |
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And using babyoil to get the MOST sun when you went to layout tanning. |