Just saw my bridesmaid's dress. Now I have to get a breast reduction.

[Anonymous]

Tell her that unless she wants to up her chances of a Bridesmaid Wardrobe Malfunction at her wedding, that you need to go with a style of dress that will let you don an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.

Tell her her selection is gorgeous, perfect, etc. but that you simply can't go strapless.

Then see what she says.

[Anonymous]

OP, give us an update!

By the way, I'm loving the sweater kittens -- I've got a new favorite term!

[Anonymous]

Dear gods don't get surgery in Mexico. The stuff that comes out of there...