Gordon Ramsay dwarf double found 'eaten'

[Anonymous]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/16/percy-foster-dead_n_962667.html

Maybe not true, acc to Huffington Post? I dunno. Just because it's all over the internet doesn't make it true.

Did anyone see it on any reputable news outlets?

[Anonymous]

Is it evil and terrible that I want this story to be true?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They can metabolize venom, you know.

Okay, but you all know there is a difference between the badger & the honey badger. He was not killed by the honey badger. Just the plain old regular badger.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:They can metabolize venom, you know.

Okay, but you all know there is a difference between the badger & the honey badger. He was not killed by the honey badger. Just the plain old regular badger.

Don't spoil our fun.

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Ha. I thought Gordon Ramsay was the look alike until I googled it!

[Anonymous]

Gordon Ramsey is shitting his pants laughing hysterically right now. You cannot make this shit up. I hope someone is penning a porn film about this as I type. We need a s/o for best porn film title.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/16/percy-foster-dead_n_962667.html

Maybe not true, acc to Huffington Post? I dunno. Just because it's all over the internet doesn't make it true.

Did anyone see it on any reputable news outlets?

Looks like this is not true. I'm so relieved. Frankly, I was giggling so hard at this and then thinking "well shit, this is a human being and it's really terrible that I'm laughing." And then I'd laugh again. Now I feel I can laugh without the guilt. (I hope it's not real!).

What a story, though! SNL should scoop up the "journalist" who broke this story. Eaten by badgers! Bha ha ha !

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Gordon Ramsey is shitting his pants laughing hysterically right now. You cannot make this shit up. I hope someone is penning a porn film about this as I type. We need a s/o for best porn film title.

Except it seems someone did.

OP here and I am getting quite a kick watching this thread spread into other threads.

[Anonymous]

This is why I homeschool.

[Anonymous]

Not human being. A dwarf pr0no.

[Anonymous]

It isn't true that the dwarfs can metabolize the badger venom. They use it for pr0n lubricant. It's so sad when a little man is just trying to get lubricant for his job and he winds up eaten and his little dwarf bones chewed and pooped out in a dirty hole in the ground. You're right we all knew it would end this way. But maybe there could be a plaque place at the den. Pour a 40 on the ground for my dwarf dude.

[Anonymous]

Ha!

[Anonymous]

Honey badgers are bad ass.