What I'm sick of hearing about

[Anonymous]

Okay, you have actually seen David Arquette's schlong to know this? Because I know plenty of people who claim to have big ones that absolutely do not.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Okay, you have actually seen David Arquette's schlong to know this? Because I know plenty of people who claim to have big ones that absolutely do not.

They volunteer this info and then you get to inspect?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Okay, you have actually seen David Arquette's schlong to know this? Because I know plenty of people who claim to have big ones that absolutely do not.

They volunteer this info and then you get to inspect?

No, and see, this is the whole problem. The schlong in question is not up for inspection. And what is big anyway? John Wad Holmes big? Mick Jagger big (or traveled)? OJ big? Carrot Top big? Big (just ask Sarah Jessica Parker) is a subjective thing. How big is your Vjayjay? If you can throw a pick up truck down that highway, you might not be an impartial decider. Which gets us back to Courtney Cox-just how many one eyed trouser mouses has she envisioned that would make her an appropriate arbiter of proportion? What credentials do any of us possess? If you have had six babies, anything might seem small to you. If you've spent time in convent school, your opinion of dicks is useless. Where is Nina Hartley when we really need her? An expert opinion would be very helpful here as oppossed to a recipe for tiger's blood, fists of fury and a sad hasbeens comglomerate of goddesses.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Okay, you have actually seen David Arquette's schlong to know this? Because I know plenty of people who claim to have big ones that absolutely do not.

No, I was just sharing the fact the Courtney Cox was oversharing.