"Pearl clutching" poster

[Anonymous]

i have learned today. I read this post only because my boss has complemented my pearls the last few times I have warn them. This is odd since I wear pearls a few times a week as I am a lobbyist and it is part of the LDA that females wear pearls on the Hill.

Anyway, I look forward to clutching them at some point in the future.

Before I read the thread, i thought the meaning was going to be sexual so I am slightly disappointed...

and props to the poster who accepted the grammar lesson!