Bathroom Habit Question

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Your butt cheeks spread more when standing than being pressed down on the seat while sitting. It’s more hygienic to stand.

It’s the opposite. Unless you are standing and bending over?

This. I have much better direct access when sitting

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Stand...I don't want my hand near the toilet bowl

+1

[Anonymous]

Stand why do you want to stick your hand in a toliet bowl with 💩 in it? No thanks plus I have more room to clean properly standing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Your butt cheeks spread more when standing than being pressed down on the seat while sitting. It’s more hygienic to stand.

Amen

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I wipe any chunky parts first while sitting so nothing falls out if I stand up, wiping away from my genitalia so as not to become nasty. When I am sure nothing is dangling or clinging like clay, I stand up, bend over with ass in the air like it is a connoisseur and gingerly clean the sphincter until the toilet paper comes back white after wiping.

This is probably more information anyone ever wanted to know.

Lol but the detail is appreciated.

[Anonymous]

Sit because I have a bidet.

If you really want a clean booty, you need to get your crack waxed regularly. The hair traps particles.

Think of it this way: if you smeared peanut butter on a smooth arm or a hairy arm, which do you think will be easier to wipe? Obviously the smooth arm, the hairy arm will have butter bits still stuck to the hairs.

Wax and get a bidet, it’ll change your life.

[Anonymous]

After standing up to wipe, sometimes I become philosophical before flushing:

Even if I were of a royal family living in a castle with gold toilet roll dispensers, here I am wiping my butt like someone from Virginia. Am I really any better than anybody else?

[Anonymous]

If you wipe when you sit, how many squares do you use per wipe? If you use too many, won't it touch the sh---y water?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If you wipe when you sit, how many squares do you use per wipe? If you use too many, won't it touch the sh---y water?

Four squares of the good stuff. From ve if warranted. Flush after three wipes or the ghost wipe, whichever comes first.

[Anonymous]

*Five if warranted

[Anonymous]

I’m more of a “side leaner” than a stander or sitter. Never even come close to water or touching bowl. You all must have weird toilets.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m more of a “side leaner” than a stander or sitter. Never even come close to water or touching bowl. You all must have weird toilets.

Or large asses

[Anonymous]

Stand. Sitting you really can't wipe effectively.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Stand...I don't want my hand near the toilet bowl

Your hand is going to be wiping your anus tho

[Anonymous]

I stand because you can't "get in there" enough sitting even trying to shift to the side it's stupid. Standing is the way to go. Better access to the target.