Does your husband or boyfriend have a plan for the zombie apocalypse?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ugh is this some social media brain rot?

No. This pre-dates social media.

I made my first plan after seeing Dawn of the Dead in 1978.

Every guy has a plan whether he will admit it to you or not.

[Anonymous]

DH has a plan for the zombie apocalypse and a series of other calamities. Our neighbors would probably come to our house at the first sign of trouble. A plan to get DS to swimming lessons on the other hand…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So, I've had a bugout bag since 9/11. I refresh the supplies every couple of years (i.e. replace the freeze-dried food, etc). It has camping stoves, weapons, survival equipment, sleeping bag, etc. They're discreetly stored but easily accessed.

In recent years, I've upgraded to be ready for a zombie apocalypse. The weapons stash is more varied. In addition to the arsenal of handguns and long guns, there are a number of bladed weapons including machetes and other knives. I was also inspired by Lucille, so I have my own version. Lucille I keep under the bed, so also handy for break-ins.

We have a plan, a bunker buried in central VA that we would have to get to, but we have a route we can take. The bunker is well-supplied with things we could use to survive for about five years. We visit the bunker annually to camp, replenishing supplies and the like. I think this could also be used in the event of civil unrest or maybe nuclear war, although I'm not certain about the latter.

I swear I know this guy. The guy I know is an insane rwnj who is afraid of his own shadow and is the biggest man baby I've ever met. He is a hoarder with a shopping addiction and despite the fact that their house should be paid off and they both had secure tech jobs with good salaries, they struggled to put together 2k for a down payment on a car. Don't think this guy represents any kind of norm. You know within 10 seconds of meeting him that he is off.

He's also obsessed with female politicians and stalks them. He keeps records of who in his neighborhood doesn't agree with his politics and was encouraging his few rwnj friends to stalk them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So, I've had a bugout bag since 9/11. I refresh the supplies every couple of years (i.e. replace the freeze-dried food, etc). It has camping stoves, weapons, survival equipment, sleeping bag, etc. They're discreetly stored but easily accessed.

In recent years, I've upgraded to be ready for a zombie apocalypse. The weapons stash is more varied. In addition to the arsenal of handguns and long guns, there are a number of bladed weapons including machetes and other knives. I was also inspired by Lucille, so I have my own version. Lucille I keep under the bed, so also handy for break-ins.

We have a plan, a bunker buried in central VA that we would have to get to, but we have a route we can take. The bunker is well-supplied with things we could use to survive for about five years. We visit the bunker annually to camp, replenishing supplies and the like. I think this could also be used in the event of civil unrest or maybe nuclear war, although I'm not certain about the latter.

I swear I know this guy. The guy I know is an insane rwnj who is afraid of his own shadow and is the biggest man baby I've ever met. He is a hoarder with a shopping addiction and despite the fact that their house should be paid off and they both had secure tech jobs with good salaries, they struggled to put together 2k for a down payment on a car. Don't think this guy represents any kind of norm. You know within 10 seconds of meeting him that he is off.

He's also obsessed with female politicians and stalks them. He keeps records of who in his neighborhood doesn't agree with his politics and was encouraging his few rwnj friends to stalk them.

Isn't that always the case

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So, I've had a bugout bag since 9/11. I refresh the supplies every couple of years (i.e. replace the freeze-dried food, etc). It has camping stoves, weapons, survival equipment, sleeping bag, etc. They're discreetly stored but easily accessed.

In recent years, I've upgraded to be ready for a zombie apocalypse. The weapons stash is more varied. In addition to the arsenal of handguns and long guns, there are a number of bladed weapons including machetes and other knives. I was also inspired by Lucille, so I have my own version. Lucille I keep under the bed, so also handy for break-ins.

We have a plan, a bunker buried in central VA that we would have to get to, but we have a route we can take. The bunker is well-supplied with things we could use to survive for about five years. We visit the bunker annually to camp, replenishing supplies and the like. I think this could also be used in the event of civil unrest or maybe nuclear war, although I'm not certain about the latter.

I swear I know this guy. The guy I know is an insane rwnj who is afraid of his own shadow and is the biggest man baby I've ever met. He is a hoarder with a shopping addiction and despite the fact that their house should be paid off and they both had secure tech jobs with good salaries, they struggled to put together 2k for a down payment on a car. Don't think this guy represents any kind of norm. You know within 10 seconds of meeting him that he is off.

He's also obsessed with female politicians and stalks them. He keeps records of who in his neighborhood doesn't agree with his politics and was encouraging his few rwnj friends to stalk them.

I don't know who you know, but that ain't me. I'm a liberal. I own my cars free-and-clear. I work for a Big Four firm. I certainly don't stalk female politicians or interact with RWNJs (except for the loons on this site).

[Anonymous]

Mike Tyson had something to say about plans...

Very apropos here as well.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
Mike Tyson had something to say about plans...

Very apropos here as well.

OP here. Ha! I know that one!

I’m pretty sure that my daughter will also have that quote framed somewhere near a home gym or punching bag at some point in her marriage.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ugh is this some social media brain rot?

No. This pre-dates social media.

I made my first plan after seeing Dawn of the Dead in 1978.

Every guy has a plan whether he will admit it to you or not.

. Love it!

[Anonymous]

My XH (military) and current SO (immigrant from 3rd world country) had/have plans for as many scenarios as might could happen, including the zombie apocalypse. I am not fat but also am not fit so basically said kill me and take my dog to safety.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DH and my teenage son were having an argument this morning about whether Tolkien’s wizards are a different kind of species, like angels, or whether they are human beings who have achieved powers through books and training. This is a fairly typical conversation in our house. I turned to DD (14) and said, “I’m sorry, but you are never going to marry someone who doesn’t have an opinion on the ‘grandfather paradox’ or a plan for the zombie apocalypse.”
She responded, “Mom, I have never met a boy who didn’t have a plan for the zombie apocalypse.” She says this isn’t just the boys she knows, but that it’s normal and transcends nerd culture.

So, ladies of DCUM, is DD just attracted to men like her brothers and father, or, as she contests, does every man and adolescent boy have a plan for when zombies take over the earth?

Seem poster is with the elites. Do you know something we don't? What is coming? Is this your way to tell us, get ready?

[Anonymous]

No, but I do.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I just asked my son if he had a plan and he said, “To die in the first week.”

🤣

PP’s son is hysterical! I’ll be right there with him. I haven’t seen Dawn of the Dead, but I did see Sean of the Dead, and concluded from that that I’d be toast.

[Anonymous]

Haha I don’t but as you’ve brought it up my dh and bil both do and I’ve always found it weird but am now rethinking it as a possible norm for many people?

[Anonymous]

No, but I do. Take my cues from The Walking Dead vs. The Last of Us. Jackson community in the latter works well because of the remoteness. Atlanta? Not so much.

[Anonymous]

Any husband who does not have a plan for any variation of the zombie apocalypse is a failure of a man.