What do men want for Christmas?

[Anonymous]

Anal

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Anal

Not happening.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My spouse wants stuff for his telescope, noise canceling headphones for travel (his wore out) and Legos to build with our oldest.

LEGO is the answer. Mine wants a gift card to the LEGO store.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Anal

Not happening.

You asked what men want. Don’t ask for suggestions if you don’t want them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Anal

Not happening.

Why not?

[Anonymous]

I just want to say a prayer and drink to world peace. And agree with anal also.

[Anonymous]

Sex

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What do men want for Christmas (Assuming you already have a decent intimate life and you need something to put under the tree)?

I am literally looking at getting DH the same gifts I am getting our teenage sons.

Peace and quiet. Better than any gift under the tree.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What do men want for Christmas (Assuming you already have a decent intimate life and you need something to put under the tree)?

I am literally looking at getting DH the same gifts I am getting our teenage sons.

Peace and quiet. Better than any gift under the tree.

Yup.

[Anonymous]

A nice dinner at a nice restaurant. Does t have to be fancy, and maybe a nice bottle of scotch. Top it off with a bottle of Creed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Anal

Not happening.

Wouldn’t want to try with you anyway. You’re probably so tight, you eat a piece of coal and crap a diamond.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What do men want for Christmas (Assuming you already have a decent intimate life and you need something to put under the tree)?

I am literally looking at getting DH the same gifts I am getting our teenage sons.

Hall pass

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Anal

Just go to your dance club downtown and get it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We want to be asked. If he says nothing, accept his answer.

So I did that one year, and DH was so upset and passive-aggressive about it. When he says "nothing" he means read my mind and buy me a new bike, apparently. I'm sure not all men are like this, but some are.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:We want to be asked. If he says nothing, accept his answer.

So I did that one year, and DH was so upset and passive-aggressive about it. When he says "nothing" he means read my mind and buy me a new bike, apparently. I'm sure not all men are like this, but some are.

Maybe he’s the wife?