Cancun Ted Cruz Becomes Greeking Out Ted Cruz

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Anonymous wrote:He couldn’t help it. His dd really wanted to see the Parthenon.

Lol...you win the thread.
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Anonymous wrote:Ted Cruise (n.): any vacation taken (or prolonged) with the aim of avoiding constituents during the aftermath of a natural disaster.

“A category 5 hurricane just leveled our state and we need help! Where’s our elected representative?”

“Oh, he’s on a Ted Cruise in the Cayman Islands. Won’t be back for three weeks.”


And Texans still.vote for him everytime. It's like they have no sense.


Yeah and they had a great candidate in Colin Allred. Absolutely sickening that they picked a loser like Cruz over him.


Colin Allred was a terrific candidate. All the more depressing that Texas picked Cruz despite the fact that nearly everyone in the country dislikes him and his Cancun antics.


Cruz is such an unmanly schlub who was emasculated when Trump called his wife "ugly" and he didn't do anything about it. It's hard to believe that Texans, in particular, find this Ive League dough boy a compelling figure to represent their state.
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ted Cruise (n.): any vacation taken (or prolonged) with the aim of avoiding constituents during the aftermath of a natural disaster.

“A category 5 hurricane just leveled our state and we need help! Where’s our elected representative?”

“Oh, he’s on a Ted Cruise in the Cayman Islands. Won’t be back for three weeks.”


And Texans still.vote for him everytime. It's like they have no sense.


Yeah and they had a great candidate in Colin Allred. Absolutely sickening that they picked a loser like Cruz over him.


Colin Allred was a terrific candidate. All the more depressing that Texas picked Cruz despite the fact that nearly everyone in the country dislikes him and his Cancun antics.


Allred will be running against Ken Paxton in 2026 (bank on it, Cornyn's toast). As bad as Cruz is, Paxton is ten time more awful. We'll see how much Texans can stomach when this race happens.
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ted Cruise (n.): any vacation taken (or prolonged) with the aim of avoiding constituents during the aftermath of a natural disaster.

“A category 5 hurricane just leveled our state and we need help! Where’s our elected representative?”

“Oh, he’s on a Ted Cruise in the Cayman Islands. Won’t be back for three weeks.”


And Texans still.vote for him everytime. It's like they have no sense.


Yeah and they had a great candidate in Colin Allred. Absolutely sickening that they picked a loser like Cruz over him.


Colin Allred was a terrific candidate. All the more depressing that Texas picked Cruz despite the fact that nearly everyone in the country dislikes him and his Cancun antics.


Allred will be running against Ken Paxton in 2026 (bank on it, Cornyn's toast). As bad as Cruz is, Paxton is ten time more awful. We'll see how much Texans can stomach when this race happens.

Did Trump learn nothing from the Roy Moore fiasco? If he's smart he'll support Cornyn in the primary.
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ted Cruise (n.): any vacation taken (or prolonged) with the aim of avoiding constituents during the aftermath of a natural disaster.

“A category 5 hurricane just leveled our state and we need help! Where’s our elected representative?”

“Oh, he’s on a Ted Cruise in the Cayman Islands. Won’t be back for three weeks.”


And Texans still.vote for him everytime. It's like they have no sense.


Yeah and they had a great candidate in Colin Allred. Absolutely sickening that they picked a loser like Cruz over him.


Colin Allred was a terrific candidate. All the more depressing that Texas picked Cruz despite the fact that nearly everyone in the country dislikes him and his Cancun antics.


Allred will be running against Ken Paxton in 2026 (bank on it, Cornyn's toast). As bad as Cruz is, Paxton is ten time more awful. We'll see how much Texans can stomach when this race happens.

Did Trump learn nothing from the Roy Moore fiasco? If he's smart he'll support Cornyn in the primary.


I don't know if Trump has explicitly comeout for Paxton yet, but he's trouncing Cornyn in early polls.
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ted Cruise (n.): any vacation taken (or prolonged) with the aim of avoiding constituents during the aftermath of a natural disaster.

“A category 5 hurricane just leveled our state and we need help! Where’s our elected representative?”

“Oh, he’s on a Ted Cruise in the Cayman Islands. Won’t be back for three weeks.”


And Texans still.vote for him everytime. It's like they have no sense.


Yeah and they had a great candidate in Colin Allred. Absolutely sickening that they picked a loser like Cruz over him.


Colin Allred was a terrific candidate. All the more depressing that Texas picked Cruz despite the fact that nearly everyone in the country dislikes him and his Cancun antics.


Cruz is such an unmanly schlub who was emasculated when Trump called his wife "ugly" and he didn't do anything about it. It's hard to believe that Texans, in particular, find this Ive League dough boy a compelling figure to represent their state.


Here's the thing: if Ted Cruz losing will make non-Texans happy, then it just encourages Texans to vote for Ted Cruz.

Texans are a special kind of stubborn. They'd rather shoot their own foot if it meant pissing off outsiders.
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