It was a ranking of school colors. You’ve gone too dark. |
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Oldest to Newest
Harvard 1636 Yale 1701 Penn 1740 Princeton 1746 Columbia 1754 Brown 1764 Dartmouth 1769 Cornell 1865 |
Cornell is an…outlier amongst Ivies. Whodathunk! |
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Ranked by fanciest-sounding names:
Princeton Harvard Dartmouth Columbia Cornell Yale Penn Brown |
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I asked my barber. Her said:
1. Harvard 2. West Point 3. Radcliffe 4. Penn State 5. Notre Dame 6. John Hopkins 7. Carnegie Tech 8. CCNY 7. |
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Ranked by Fun:
1. Dartmouth 2. Cornell, Penn 3. Brown, Yale, Harvard, Columbia and Princeton |
| Oh sure, Cornell and Penn are a blast |
I asked my barber too and he said “wtf are you talking about?” |
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Ranked by ferocity of school mascots
1.Columbia 2. Princeton 3. Brown 4. Cornell 5. Harvard 6. U Penn 7. Dartmouth (no official mascot) |
Love this and so true! |
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Ranked by crests:
Brown-- no one beats the happy sun Penn -- dig the funky fish Harvard -- classic Columbia -- a little plain, but crowns are cool. Blue/blue is boring Yale -- a bit boring Dartmouth-- a little busy Cornell -- hodgepodge patchwork, meh |
As a Dartmouth alum, lol at this |
Hmm, I’m seeing somewhat of an inverse correlation between the “fun” ranking and the “most trouble with Trump administration” ranking 🤔 |
Dartmouth is Keggy the Keg |
Keggy, while quite ferocious, is not an official mascot. |