TMI: Am I the only wife whose farts stink worse than dh?

[Anonymous]

Farts only smell if there is poop for the gas to breeze through on the way out. If you can stay daily regular, your gas won't smell that bad.

[Anonymous]

If you eat more fruit and veggies than he does yours should smell worse.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Farts only smell if there is poop for the gas to breeze through on the way out. If you can stay daily regular, your gas won't smell that bad.

I'm making DH read this so maybe he'll try to make his farts smell lesser. He poops religiously 2x a day.

[Anonymous]

Not only are mine worse than dh, they are honestly the worst of anyone I know

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Not only are mine worse than dh, they are honestly the worst of anyone I know

ditto, mine out beat anyone I have ever come into contact with. TMI, but mine are awful.. guys even say that I have the worst smelling farts they have ever smelled. It's gross, but I've always been that way even before pg

[Anonymous]

Is there something to help with cunt farts?

[Anonymous]

My farts are always the really thick ones and the smell manages to follow me from room to room. I have quite a reputation for my smelly butt. DH on the other hand is quite odorless.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: Contrary to popular belief beans don't make you fart, meat does.

Could you please inform my vegetarian husband of that fact?

maybe a general rule but I am clearly the exception, a can of black beans will cause me to fart loud and nasty to the point of anal pain (sorry to be o graphic, but these are really painful and stinky farts)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Farts only smell if there is poop for the gas to breeze through on the way out. If you can stay daily regular, your gas won't smell that bad.

Never thought about that, interesting.

[Anonymous]

My DW farts silent and not deadly, I fart very very loud and often stinky, but rarely deadly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You know, it IS OK to have the occasional thought that you don't express on DCUM. Same goes for facebook, twitter, etc.

Seriously! I was thinking the same.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You know, it IS OK to have the occasional thought that you don't express on DCUM. Same goes for facebook, twitter, etc.

Seriously! I was thinking the same.

There is nothing wrong with a little amusement related to an important and normal bodily function.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: Contrary to popular belief beans don't make you fart, meat does.

Could you please inform my vegetarian husband of that fact?

maybe a general rule but I am clearly the exception, a can of black beans will cause me to fart loud and nasty to the point of anal pain (sorry to be o graphic, but these are really painful and stinky farts)

agree, black beans can wreak anal havoc

[Anonymous]

LOL, I just found this post searching for "lactose intolerance" and I had to bump.

[Anonymous]

Sounds like you need periodic colon cleansing.