Jessica Alba and Cash are divorcing

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jessica is in a different orbit than her ugly dud husband.

I think Cash Warren's dad is smoking hot, even today at 70+ but definitely in his Hill Street Blues days
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0912966/mediaviewer/rm4231113729/
https://www.instagram.com/p/DAZczfeyg1u/?img_index=4

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Anonymous wrote:I’m also impressed that it lasted as long as it did. I also wonder if this has anything to do with her resignation from her company board. Obviously things have been happening behind the scenes.

She resigned? Interesting. I love Trevor Noah, they would be cute together. I don't know anything about Cash. I don't pay much attention to her because she seemed pretty normal and successful and perfect, really.

Trevor would be a good eff buddy until she found something serious, if she wants that at some point, but he's a total commitmentphobe.

And an antisemite.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I would have stayed with him. He is really cute and really smart.

But who knows what else he is? Maybe he's a huge gambler, or a raging alcoholic and she's hid that from the public for years, or he is abusive, etc.

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Anonymous wrote:Well, Trevor Noah did date Minka Kelly and she are basically twins, so it makes sense he's into her.

In Minka Kelly's book she says someone she dated pushed her to get an abortion when she was pregnant and I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out if it was Trevor based on timelines. (No definitive conclusion was reached.) But now she's dating some guy from Imagine Dragons with four kids.

I’m guessing super rich baseball player Jeter. Noah seems gay to me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jessica is in a different orbit than her ugly dud husband.

Because of Honest? Lucky break nobody could have predicted. Without Honest she’s just a washed up D list actress.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Jessica is in a different orbit than her ugly dud husband.

I think Cash Warren's dad is smoking hot, even today at 70+ but definitely in his Hill Street Blues days
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0912966/mediaviewer/rm4231113729/
https://www.instagram.com/p/DAZczfeyg1u/?img_index=4

His dad looks so good!!!! Cash looks good in his own way lol

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Anonymous wrote:I’m also impressed that it lasted as long as it did. I also wonder if this has anything to do with her resignation from her company board. Obviously things have been happening behind the scenes.

She resigned? Interesting. I love Trevor Noah, they would be cute together. I don't know anything about Cash. I don't pay much attention to her because she seemed pretty normal and successful and perfect, really.

Trevor would be a good eff buddy until she found something serious, if she wants that at some point, but he's a total commitmentphobe.

And an antisemite.

Stop.

[Anonymous]

Wow. I’m surprised. Someone please find out what happened!

[Anonymous]

Didn't know Cash was half black.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Didn't know Cash was half black.

Maybe 25% black. Dad is very fair skinned.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Didn't know Cash was half black.

Maybe 25% black. Dad is very fair skinned.

Both his mom and dad are very fair skinned.

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Anonymous wrote:wait he is the brains behind The Honest Comoany-there is no company without him.
FYI he is a Yale grad.

This was my understanding as well. Maybe not all the brains but an active part of the company. Thought she had it made, with a husband who wasn’t in show biz. I think celebs just get used to so much stimuli. At some point, a boring marriage to a boring husband is just boring.

I thought Jessica hadn't acted much in the last decade? Mostly just guest spots here and there.

She’s very very wealthy from her company. She doesn’t need to act at all, ever.

[Anonymous]

Talk about passing for white.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm only surprised it lasted as long as it did. Having an unemployed bum of a husband must have been a drag, and Jessica Alba can easily do much better. Hope she had a prenup.

He is one of the founders of Pair of Thieves which has annual revenues of $100 million. He is not an unemployed bum.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m also impressed that it lasted as long as it did. I also wonder if this has anything to do with her resignation from her company board. Obviously things have been happening behind the scenes.

She resigned? Interesting. I love Trevor Noah, they would be cute together. I don't know anything about Cash. I don't pay much attention to her because she seemed pretty normal and successful and perfect, really.

Trevor would be a good eff buddy until she found something serious, if she wants that at some point, but he's a total commitmentphobe.

And an antisemite.

Uh, what now?