Why doesn’t Leo DiCaprio have children?

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Anonymous wrote:He’s at least outwardly environmentally minded/environmentally active.

Maybe he’d feel guilty bringing a life into this place

That’s what I was thinking

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He’s a confirmed bachelor much like David Lee Roth.

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Anonymous wrote:Weird that he continues to go with the aging lethario thing, then. It’s like he is compensating by going to the most absurd version of a womanizer with the girlfriends under 25.

Women under 25 are much more willing to put up with sh&t than older women

Women over 25 hit the wall and aren’t as pretty.

[Anonymous]

He's being responsible. He likes his life as a bachelor. That's not something to.bring kids into

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Maybe he does.

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Anonymous wrote:He is already in his 50s! And how will he manage children when he’s any older?

It’s a waste to not pass on those genes or talent and good looks!

Maybe he simply doesn't want children or a wife.

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Anonymous wrote:He dates women at the peak of their fertility and does not impregnate them. Just have babies already!

Some of them turn into train wrecks though. But I always thought the one that went to Georgetown and married the Walmart heir was especially stunning.

Without makeup she was kind of rough looking. But she was a good catch.

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Anonymous wrote:Who’s Lukas?

His partner, Lukas Haas.

What? Doubt it.

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Anonymous wrote:He hasn't found his Amal.

More like his Jamal.

[Anonymous]

I would bet he's had a vasectomy. Wants the fun of dating a lot of young women, never has to worry about an "oops."

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Anonymous wrote:I would bet he's had a vasectomy. Wants the fun of dating a lot of young women, never has to worry about an "oops."

His sex with these women sounds the total opposite of fun, like he doesn't even want to be present for it.

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Anonymous wrote:He isn’t gay.

He is though. It’s one of Hollywood’s worst kept secrets.

Do gay people fantasize about straight actors being gay, because that would be like a total shock to everyone?

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Because he’s still in the closet so he can’t have kids with his boyfriend and he doesn’t want to get his 25 year old beard pregnant just so he can be a father.

He probably also has a lot of residual trauma from the sexual abuse he likely experienced as a child.

[Anonymous]

Peter Pan Syndrome

[Anonymous]

Maybe, maybe because he shoots blanks?