| The fisheye/wide angle lens photos making spaces look larger than they are, taken at angles meant to hide weird layout. It's dishonest, and a waste of the buyer's time when they go to a view a property and see it's actually cramped and poorly laid out. |
| Vinyl plank flooring |
Same. We bought at a terrible time and there wasn’t much to pick from so we ended up with what seems like a ton of sq footage but it’s so much wasted space, it doesn’t seem big. I’d love a classic floor plan with walls and no weird corners. |
This is so funny to me. I know you’ve been here forever and shared this before and I think of you sometimes when I look at houses lol. But a staircase in the entry is one of the most classic, traditional elements in homes. My parents have a Victorian house and both front doors open to a foyer that is alllll about the staircase. What era of home doesn’t have a staircase in the entry? A ranch? |
| Enhanced color photos. Some are so extreme and nowhere near realistic. |
My favorites are "prestigious" and "luxury." Everything "luxury" now, even the terrible cheap flips! |
+1 I think of staircase PP, too, weirdly enough. She started a movement. |
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We’re condo shopping right now. A bunch of my peeves have already been mentioned, including the lack of floors plans. My new gripes are:
- being too cheap for a matterport 3d tour on expensive listings - photos of random filler crap, like old town views, del ray, the nearby metro. One condo even showed the little chair and table area by the elevators which seemed like an attempt to pretend the condo had an extra den - using the fake AI remodel as if it’s an actual photo, including one time as the main listing photo |
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Something I'd never buy is one of those split level houses where you go in the front door and there's a small landing but then just stairs in two directions. One of the houses I lived in when I was a kid had this and I remember we always struggled when we had groceries or anything big to bring in. Also if anyone left anything on the landing it quickly became a stair tripping hazard.
When I was house hunting around here I ran into a surprising number of houses with that setup. |
LOL I think of her too! I laugh because the stairs were right in front of the front door in our Victorian rowhouse and I loved it. We bought a house last year and the front doors open into a foyer with a wall in front of the doors. The stairs are at the left part of the foyer. One architect suggested that we move the stairs so they're not in the foyer at all. That was such a weird idea to us. Why would we want to have to do extra walking every time we come and go? Plus putting us in the foyer puts us in the center of the house so it's quicker to get anywhere rather than if the stairs were off to one side of the house. I thought of the confrontational stairs pp and how she would have moved the stairs so she wouldn't have to look at them, the same way I place my bra and underwear under my clothes when I have to wear an exam gown. Dirty stairs lol. |
I think they are talking about when there is only a gap of 2-3 feet from the door to the staircase. The foyer needs a little breathing room. The staircase should be at least 6 feet back from the front door. I suspect the victorian even has a small entrance chamber before coming into the house? |
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Wildly overgrown bushes. Like, covering the front windows and growing onto the sidewalk/front path. It's easy and cheap to fix, and when sellers don't take care of it I know they don't take care of anything else.
Handle your azaleas, people! |
| Lying about the neighborhood the home/apt is really in. So many apts and conjoined houses in NW DC claim to be in neighborhoods they are so not actually in! |
| Nonfunctional design. I want a place (preferably a closet) to put costs and shoes by the door. I want to be able to stand at the sink and load the dishwasher. I want a wall for a TV in the living room and some cabinets without glass doors to store packaged food. |
The ranch houses I've been into are split-level and you literally step indoors into a staircase/landing and decide whether you want to go up or down. Usually it's an "open" feel staircase, maybe less "confrontational" (???) |