zookeeper at the National Zoo, head orangutan specialist (you've always had a thing for the color orange) You used to bring it into work with you, but an intern once fed the apes a kind bar that was in her lululemon belt bag and now they are convinced all belt bags hold nutty treasure |
Adidas gym bag. |
Lax mom to boys. You're a nurse. |
personal trainer at CrossFit |
LV neverfull |
Not a lax mom but I am a physician. |
Jansport backpack with a flowered print. |
You run the second most successful tae kwon do studio in north rockville. You are tired of people confusing karate with tae kwon do, but if we’re being honest, you have never missed an episode of cobra kai. |
kindergarten teacher |
boring attorney |
nanny |
Nope. Little kids drive me bonkers. |
The floral print is a real F you to the man as you toil away at your fairly paid but also fairly boring job as a contractor. Your last holiday was to lisbon and you entertained a wild fantasy of staying there and becoming a ceramicist. But here yoy are, back again, commuting on the VRE. Oh well. The money is nice, anyway, and UVa tuition for jasper won’t be cheap in 2032. |
I got this one in Sweden and use it daily.
https://www.fjallraven.com/us/en-us/bags-gear/kanken/kanken-bags/kanken-totepack?v=F23710%3a%3a7323450643935 |
your a yoga teacher but married well. You shop at Trader Joes almost daily. |